Y/N, singing WAP under their breath: Now get your boots and your coat for this wet ass pussy. He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet ass pussy.
Bucky, screaming from the kitchen: PAY MY TUITION JUST TO KISS ME ON THIS WET ASS PUSSY NOW MAKE IT RAIN IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME WET ASS PUSSY
Steve, traumatized:
Thor: It is quite lit in here. Am I saying that right, spider-child?
Peter, recording the entire thing: Totally.
Harry Styles and Florence Pugh — DON’T WORRY DARLING
i really struck a nerve by saying that the batman is the first dc movie i've ever genuinely enjoyed and that the rest of dc and the dceu is trash in english class today lmao
Otter Pop/Shopping Cart/Hair Ties
I have a question. What do you call these three things? They have different names depending on where you live, and I’m curious.
Scarlett Johansson: I always have to look out for this one because she's always trying to trip me
Florence Pugh: (In the cutest way possible) Into giving me hugs
ET Interviewer: Awww
Oh God, the last fictional character in my camera role is Dani Ardor. Welp, guess I'm getting thrown off a cliff when I'm 72. Goodbye cruel world.
oh good lord 😦
(thanks for the tag @jar-jar-ate ! 😂)
pspspspsps @federfleisch @transgayhoffman @stumacher-theghostface @inbred-trashbile @backyardbats @sweet-little-thing @quinnmoon77
God is a woman and her name is Florence Pugh
Woo: Uh oh.
Darcy: ...what?
Woo: Somebody's in loooooooooove.
Darcy: Yeah, right. I just think Monica is cool, okay? It's not like I lie awake at night thinking about her.
[later that night]
Darcy:
Darcy: Uh oh.
in conclusion, i love women
haven't posted anything on here in a fat second because posting from my phone sucks ass but i got a laptop for chirstmas so hi. i'm back. kind of. sort of. maybe i'll post one of my shitty fanfics soon. maybe.
Exclusive first look at Don’t Worry Darling