“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend
yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now
mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute
Vintage Animal Crossing! Blathers, Fauna and Celeste from 2023
“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”
"And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan."
Idgaf if you don't want to write essays for school. I don't care if you don't want to write corporate emails yourself. I don't care if you can't draw well, I don't care if you can't write well, I don't care if you just really really want to talk to your favorite fictional character but don't want to RP with a real person because you have social anxiety or whatever
If you're still regularly using generative ai, chatgpt or midjourney or character.ai or literally whatever the fuck, im personally blaming you when my utility prices start going up.
a few days ago i woke up thinking: snails are cute, but what if they had legs?
so i made this, and i was like "aww yeahhh such a funny animal"
and then a second image popped up in my head
what if they acted like dogs?
sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.
pfp: lilcakeletsometimes a guy wants an archive for his favourite tumblr stuff… or something
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