(through Gritted Teeth) Sometimes What's Good For Your Mental Health Isn't Another Do Nothing Day Or

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

genuinely in tears over this fucking video

Just some little guys c:

From late 2024

wizard who's too lazy to name things properly and so can't ever find the incantation she's looking for bc her spellbook is full of spells called shit like 'aaaa1' and 'asdfghjk'

tumblr has to be the BEST place to stumble upon random fetishes. fuck big knees or whatever deviantart has going on i wanna know what's up with the dude who has a fetish for men smoking while being executed

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

THEIR turn to be fairytale love story

<3

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

Why tf does my friend have Vines on VHS lmao