It Hurts Me To Think About How Unironically Married They Are

regulus coded

just. dropping this here

james: it’s a shame how fast our childhood has passed

peter: yeah, i mean, when was the last time any of us was just unconditionally happy and, i don’t know, blew bubbles?

sirius: i don’t think i ever did that but i did blow moony like forty minutes ago in our dorm. made us both really happy

remus: he’s right

regulus: why? why on earth do you have no verbal filter?

funny how you think this is gonna stop me even though i almost threw up reading the previous chapter and still clicked the ‘next chapter’ button ☺️

for @saturninebutalive !!

devotion

Extremely displeased to announce I just opened my writing doc to find the fic has not yet written itself. Will check back in tomorrow to see if it’s made any progress

writing multi-chapter fics be like

character: it’s like I said-

me, scrolling through to seven chapters ago, muttering under my breath: yeah, what DID you say

do you ever think about how james potter would definitely be the type of person to use the words without knowing their meaning, just like assuming he understands them correctly?

it would literally go like this:

james: reg, you’re so sweet! wanna be my sugar baby?

regulus: *chokes on water*

tbf tho, james is rich enough to not back down once he knows the real meaning, lmao

James: *says something dumb*

Regulus: I swear to Merlin, you are so much like Sirius. Sometimes, I think im fucking my brother. Are you finally proud mother? Keeping up the family tradition.

James: I just wanted to know whether ice cream is a soup, not that you are the result of incest