Fairies Looking Through Gothic Arch, C. 1864 By John Anster Fitzgerald (English, C. 1819–1906)

joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance

Agostino Arrivabene

The ‘you’re mature for your age’ to sleeping with a bed full of plushies in your mid twenties pipeline is real

Okay for the sake of clarity, I think I need to explicitly say this: I am not planning to start actually stealing anyone's unsupervised outdoor cats. I know that I couldn't provide them with a healthy and safe sufficiently enriching environment any more than you can.

I am going to start selling them drugs. The next time you can't find your phone or laptop, it's because your cats have traded them for heroin.

“As long as you walk the Earth, I’ll never taste the fire” is too hard of a line, and I don’t think I’ll ever recover.

I'm here and you're here, and that's all that matters right now.

The Moon Thief, Norman Lindsay, 1925

Xue Jiye

Olympia