Fleeish - In A Tree

girls will be like “this shade of green 😍” about every shade of green they see, and they’re right

I am lowkey unfit for human interaction

god, your worst warrior needs money

ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you

I’m scrolling through my camera roll, looking for a meme to send to my younger brother, and I’m slowly coming to the realization that my humor is completely incoherent to anyone who isn’t one of my four friends.

Garfield phone is haunting me like a poltergeist

rule #1 of patricide is to have fun and be yourself

The thing is, when museums and cultural institutions or researchers adopt memes in a "How do you do, fellow kids" way, that's adorable like my grandma when she's misusing emojis. However when some megacorp does it to sell me evil products or some influencer is trying to get me to buy nonsense skincare mud or cyberpunk looking face masks or weightloss pills, I think that's evil incarnate and their name goes into the Death Note (very mindful, very demure)

Alpine stunted trees