yeah
Contrary to popular belief the Queen did not die from sans vs reigen it was the shock of finding out about Dan and Phil’s apartment
I might be the literal embodiment of stede bonnet but my highest kin will forever be wee John just because of the “I would love to be stabbed by Jim” line
how the fuck am i supposed to care about any other show ever . there is literally no sam winchester there......
The Royal Ballet’s Frankenstein (2016), ph. Alistair Muir
okay. so to those who dont listen to the magnus archives and especially those who do youre just gonna have to trust me on this one but. mag102 nesting instinct? midam. adam’s the depressed bartender with no meaningful connections and michael’s his eldritch beetle wife who lives inside him and suddenly makes life worth living while they slowly waste away together because being consumed by what loves you is the midam thesis statement and that wedding certificate was stained from the start. and by god adam’s gonna have so much sex with that beetle
Imagine how much scarier zombie movies would be if the zombies smiled when they saw you because they were excited to finally eat. Imagine walking into a building to go and find shelter, scavenge, whatever, and you shine your flashlight into a room only to find several zombies idling there. Your light catches their eyes and they turn to look at you, their expressions desolate and empty. However, the moment they spot you, their open mouths turn to wide uncontrollable smiles and their eyes disappear into slits. They almost look friendly. Maybe even some of them manage to laugh instead of groan. How would you feel after months and months of losing people you know to smiling hoards? How would you feel after every encounter with a joyful zombie leaves you shaken and tired and fearful? How would you feel after hearing the sounds of laughter mixed in with the sounds of screaming and flesh being torn? After everything, what would your brain's wiring process do to you when you see a friend smile? Would you hate smiling? Would you feel rage? Would your brain devolve back into a time where showing one's teeth always meant a threat? What would you do if the joy of the human race was now only kept by the dead
Okay the Akito homophobic jokes are kinda funny sometimes but genuinely we can all hopefully agree that in their relationship toya is the one who’s like dying of internalised homophobia