Why Did No One Tell Me That The Eye Peglar Draws In His Journal Is The Tattoo Bridgens Has On His Arm.

Daily affirmations

I am sexy

I am beautiful

I am powerful

My hair still looks cute

My skin is its normal colour

My gums feel fine

I am still capable of pulling the sledge

I have the usual amount of teeth

The bullet wound in my side will close up any day now

The captain still thinks I'm pretty

We will find a lemon soon

Has this been done yet

happy walk out day to mandible Nglj-2:226

i'll be honest, i don't have an excuse for this and i will not explain myself. thank you

if YOU’RE doing sodomy in the orlop and I’M doing sodomy in the orlop then WHO’S discovering the NORTHWEST PASSAGE!!!!!

1×09; 1×10

fuck u *femmes your butch lesbian*

the more girls you add to a story the more yuri situations you're able to produce.... something to consider

hartnell makes for a good ice master because he makes this face when confronted with a giant ice shelf:

expression of a man who loves frozen water. who else is doing it like him