Hes The Lieutenants’ Last Resort In A Difficult Boss Battle. Dry Bowser Wont Know What Hit Him

the progression of james and francis's whole thing is so funny to me. they hate each other sooooo bad for almost the entirety of the time they're stranded out there and then francis sobers up and says like one (1) nice thing to him and james is immediately in his journal doodling little hearts around the words "mrs james crozier".

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“What bait are we using?” Credit to this post for pointing out this parallel!

DAVE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!??? 😭😭😭 DJ DollEyes modern AU my godddddd

ok hear me out ok I SAID HEAR ME OUT !!!

Me if thinking about sucking on a pair of fat tits was a crime

she has that raw vulnerable look in her eyes you only see in captains of doomed polar exploration vessels at the end of vanity

number one funniest bit in amc the terror is when hickey is aggressively singing the british national anthem into the arctic abyss to try and summon the local magic polar bear while everyone around him is throwing up and dying from goodsir's poisoned ass meat

:)

jopson looking at crozier: a compilation

anyway im going to go launch myself into space now

cannibalism is fine actually not bc of morality or wtvr but bc I too would nibble on james fitzjames's jaw if presented with the golden opportunity