Sorry It Really Is So Fucked Up That One Of The Best Preserved Artifacts From The Cannibalism Expedition

number one funniest bit in amc the terror is when hickey is aggressively singing the british national anthem into the arctic abyss to try and summon the local magic polar bear while everyone around him is throwing up and dying from goodsir's poisoned ass meat

the character

(lana del rey voice) her pussy tastes like marijuana

is this a safe space to make a really bad post abt the terror 

Daily affirmations

I am sexy

I am beautiful

I am powerful

My hair still looks cute

My skin is its normal colour

My gums feel fine

I am still capable of pulling the sledge

I have the usual amount of teeth

The bullet wound in my side will close up any day now

The captain still thinks I'm pretty

We will find a lemon soon