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You never see this at wine bars.

Who ever said a boat is just a hole in the water?

Need to fuck her on the yacht

I eat lots of pineapple cuz I think it’s more fun when you actually really like it. Despite whatever else you might be feeling or thinking, you simply can’t help like it, wanting more.

I love the way she fucks me (bareback is the best), the way her neck and chest get red when she cums. I don’t want this to end.

So the pineapple is just for you. Don’t lose my number. Call me.

She can drive the damn boat anywhere she wants to go… I’ll just stand here at attention and take orders.

Poison Ivy, The Cramps

I’ve been crazy horny all day!