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Poison Ivy, The Cramps

My wife just doesn’t understand. You gotta catch ‘em all.

Who ever said a boat is just a hole in the water?

Need to fuck her on the yacht

Wanna pluck that g string

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Short story long, just about a year ago, we found out my wife has breast cancer. It was scary and sad. We tried to remain intimate but at a point during chemotherapy she was toxic. We couldn’t even share the same toilet.

I had to turn off my sexual drive. We dredged on for months. After chemo and surgery and then hormone therapy, we talked about being intimate again and my sex drive was allowed to reemerge.

The problem is with everything, she’s just not in to it. I’m not an asshole and I’m not gonna bitch about it but, I am so fucking horny.

I’ve been masturbating everyday. I have cum to whiteholes4u more than once.

This past weekend my wife and I had sex for the first time in a long time. After she came a few times she asked me to please cum, it was starting to hurt. I don’t know what happened, I got so hard. I swear my dick grew another half inch and was rock solid.

Later that evening we were talking and she mentioned my mood was a lot more cheery. I admitted that I’d been frustrated lately and really needed to get laid. She said she understood and knew that’s what was going on. She said she was considering “finding” someone for me.

Look, I’m 52. Handjobs aren’t exactly my favorite, but my wife took out my cock and explained how “finding” someone would work.

fantasizing about being a homewrecker and getting fucked by an older married man and being found out by his wife. she'll slap me and spank me and spit on my face before fucking me with her strap on that's twice the size of her husband's dick. she'll ram her silicone cock in and out of my raw cunt as she films me with the flash on. then she'll make me eat out her pussy while she posts the video of her fucking me online, encouraging others to find me and punish me for being a stupid homewrecking whore.

I need this

It’s my 50th birthday today