Fishyfiasco

“Influenced by crabs? Oh that says Arabs.” - my sister reading my handwriting

yo school sucks ass

She said to stop calling her out so I’m doing it again

Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?

First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.

Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!

Wanna know what I think would be cool and should’ve def been in the game? Customizing your ikran

Similar to how you customize your character; you unlock more patterns and certain colors through completing quests. Though there would still probably be special/unique ikran skills locked behind a paywall on the shop😭

Sir are you ok

I swear to god I just want Leona’s gala card NOT 3 OF JAMILS PLEASE I BEG OF YOU GIVE ME LEONA😭

Life is fun when it includes explosives!

me running towards the hatch: yes yes yes yes I can get there before he closes it

wraith: no

me standing there and pointing at him: you KNOW what you did >:(

wraith hitting me before deciding to let me go: ok you did good

me: hell yeah I did good!!!! you’ve only hooked me once and everyone is dead. ok yeah I’ll open exit now

me: haha thank :)

trick or treat, zombie, and werewolf

sailor mars, yeah probably, and MOTHMAN!!!! :))