I Got A New Phone And Cat

*trumpet noises*

Imagine having someone tell you to 1v1 them cause you use tone. They use legion and you procede to kick their ass in the 1v1

The fact that kids are dumb is very good

🤠

yeehaw

I’m legally not allowed to get mad in sea of thieves when I get boarded and killed because my dumb monkey brain can’t and won’t comprehend when someone is one my ship

Like they just pass me and I’m like “Oh hello fellow crew mate!! I thought you were bailing??” And then they hit me and I’m like

ok which is better people-

the legion being a dilf

OR

the monarch being a milf

Eros, but he has a gun

1: that isn’t gonna work

me: lmao if I twerk at ghost face will he let me live

1&2: no

friend 3 gets downed and the other 2 are hooked

me looking at him coming toward me: haha twerk

ghost face pausing: aight this can work

all 3 of them get sacrificed

ghost face: have hatch :)

me: haha thamk

Fashion framing!! Take a wild guess which is my main lol

Maddie: he’s so adorable isnt he!!

Lily: girl I do not see the appeal

Me: i dunno, he kinda has himbo energy. Like he seems like he texts his mom “gn i love you <3 when he goes to sleep.

Lily looses her shit: W H A T

me: oh,,, were we not talking about Leon in dbd?

Lily: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MADDIES BF

me: oh :D