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I picked up an avocado and started crying

Giant Azul and his little eels is my new favourite thing. Protective Azul??? Yes??? Imagine he's still protective on land and then remembers everyone fears the tweels. Oh lordy if someone tried to get revenge while they were mers and the twins just hide in Azul's tentacles, and Azul is pissed.

anon.....ANON, I LOVE THIS IDEA SO MUCH- Azul's forgetting that he's a lot smaller and less intimidating on land?? nobody sees him as a threat at first glance (unlike the two skyscrapers at his side)

but in the water you better not mess with his cute little eel pets, else you want to feel the wrath of a giant octopus...

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE TALE OF DARTH PLAGUEIS THE WISE

My mom says my principle’s a weenie

my apologies to y’all browns but

WHY ARE YALL SO TRUSTING????? THREE DIFFERENT BROWNS ON THREE DIFFERENT DAYS HAVE TRUSTED ME WHEN I WAS IMPOSTER

LIKE YOU BROWNS ARE LIKE HIMBOS

SO LOVING AND TRUSTING YET SO DUMB

babe wake up Savathun just dropped her worm at daycare

Teacher: if you won 1million dollars what would you get first and why?

Everyone else: I would invest in etc

Me: so this sounds dumber than what everyone else has said but I would buy this one worm on a string deal where I get 9 worms for $1.50. If I spent the whole of the 1million I’d get approximately 74,074 worm on a strings.

Teacher: are these real worms

Me: no these aren’t real worms

Teacher: and what purpose do these serve? Why do you want them?

Me: emotional support

Some kids are doing tik toks I’m the library :/

I just heard renegade renegade

Plz send help