Y'all Know, It Would Be Nice If The Hazbin Hotel Had A Character Through Whom Viewers Could Seamlessly

Guess who decided to look at her old posts and now be ashamed of them? That's right! It's me!

Looking back, I still don't like the first basic design of Lagoona and this redesign of mine is not the worst, but claims to have "fixed" the original design? No, little me, you did not "fix" anything.

G3 Lagoons Blue redesign! Because the design of the new Lagoona infuriates me. It sucks. This design basically describes all the problems of the new generation. Everything is too colorful, a bunch of different colors are mixed, the lack of gothic and the meaning of the character is lost. So I decided to fix it. Returned her previous color (her name is Lagoona Blue! Blue! Not Pink!). I added more black and added ideas that I thought were cool. I think that, unlike her friends, Lagoona will be less concerned about fashion, more about comfort and practicality for swimming. She will wear a bathing suit, and over it a bomber jacket and shorts to quickly take off and jump into the water. And Lagoona will not wear much makeup, because makeup tends to be washed off when it comes into contact with water, she will have such a light make-up. That's all.

I like that they admit that the furious five have pretty silly names.

I'll probably get eaten for this, but I want to say something.....

I don't like the design of the updated g3 Draculaura!

And before you throw tomatoes at me, I think I'll explain my position. Let's start with the basic g3 Ulla. Although I think that it is the best of the base line (and in other lines, most often she is the best), I don't really like the abundance of pink. I wanted something more dark and daring, like on the prototype. And now the photos with the updated Draculaura and Clawdeen came out (I'm not sure if the Frankie doll shown belongs to the updated base line), and Ulla didn't come to me at all. First: a shade of pink. I don't know about you, but I don't like this pink. And it's banal (as for me) such a shade of pink does not suit Draculaura, she is more suited to the darker and red shades of pink (as on past dolls) . Secondly: hairstyle. I don't like the division into two tails, and also her chic triangular tail (I don't know the exact name), was replaced with some kind of nondescript short bangs. Her face looks strange with such a hairstyle. Third: clothes. It is strangely constructed, it feels like the clothes of g1 Ulla were put on a new one. And I also wonder what kind of cat is with her? Where is Count Fabulous? Well, that's all I wanted to say. Thanks for attention.

Oh, yeah. The Pulverizer.

To this day, I wonder why no one didn't even try to return him to human form.

Like, he hardly deserved such a fate.

Sometimes I wonder what Astrid's name would be if her parents followed the tradition of Berk — giving children disgusting names to scare off trolls (or goblins, I don't remember)? Axegirl? Sharpthorn?... Skullcrasher?...... uh...... Asstrid?

I'm sorry, I can't make up names.

Screaming Death is the best dragon in the entire franchise, change my mind.

My most hated trope in mlp is that Twilight is justifiably angry at something, but she is wrong and in the end she should apologize.

Are Twilight's friends acting irresponsibly and childishly while all their friends and family suffer in slavery? Twilight is such a meany that she was the only one who was serious and tried to take at least some action to save Equestria 😡. Does her annoying fan follow her around and disrespect her personal space, although it's obvious that she's uncomfortable with it? Well, it's her own fault that she didn't say she didn't like it (it sounds very much like victim blaming), so she needs to apologize to him for yelling at him, duh 🙄.

I f#cking hate this trope so much, you can't imagine.

The bride and the beautiful groom.

It was originally planned for February 14th, but I was too late. Anyway. I love these two.