I'm Stealing This From Twitter

“Holy crap I just got a follower this is ama- aaaand its a porn bot.”

Me, just now

[On the phone after Midoriya's surgery]

All Might: Is Midoriya going to be okay?

Recovery Girl: Aside from being living proof that humans are doomed as a species, he’s fine.

yamtober never ended babeyyy

It’s an AU of the story where Robin is a regular human lmao but yes the irony is retroactive. She was originally a bird but I couldn’t figure out how to make the feathers work, so I figured I’d just make her into a cat.

In Ford’s defense, he needed to leave that dimension ASAP because of Bill, and Bieti was… well. Permanently indisposed, shall we say, for the same reason.

Robin was five at the time and all of three feet tall, so Ford figured he could stow her in a backpack until she was big enough to keep up on her own.

At fifteen, she still sometimes climbs up onto his back, just to hang out. Because Ford has a hard time saying no.

(Bieti named her Robin because birds are much bigger in her native dimension, and robins are known to carry off small to medium sized mammals. It’s a nice strong name, her daughter will grow up to be a good predator.)

I think it’s absolutely hilarious that we both managed to independently come up with the idea of “Ford needs an alien spouse and a half alien daughter”. Like get that monsterfucker an alien wife/husband and make sure he can be the girl dad we always knew he could be. Superb.

I just scrolled all the way back to 2018 on your account and I'm disappointed to realise this is not something you've posted. Presumably.

I do agree though that Ford gives off girl dad energy in an unexplainable way. He's so babygirl that he needs an actual baby girl.

He also deserves to just have an alien spouse. Reward the monsterfuckers for once, y'know?

How else are they supposed to make up for all the years of brotherly ribbing?

(But someone thinking Stan is the older sibling because he looks older T-T)

You know, your art inspireed a thought I thought you might like for a bit of “Ford taking care of Stan” kind of vibe. Stan’s hair is much whiter than Ford’s, and I can imagine Ford having thoughts about how much stress Stan was under to have his hair go so much more grey. Love your art, so happy to see it on my dash!!

Oh 🥲

I do like the idea of Ford noticing a bit more about Stan and his well-being once they go out and about sailing. Stan has definitely noticed some things about Ford as well. I absolutely love mother hen Ford and how fussy he can be over Stan when Stan gets hurt or sick. Ford also gets fussy when Stan does not so favorable habits and Ford is a little sneak about cutting off those habits. Naturally, Stan has to do the same with Ford. It's only fair after all.

easily one of the best stories I’ve ever read, and it makes me laugh like a loon every time I read it.

I reactivated this account just to let you know how much i am loving reading your fic Sasuke's No Good Very Bad Teammates. Thank you for your gracing us with such a funny, interesting, captivating story. <3

ahhh that's such high praise!! I'm so so glad you're enjoying the story -- it's one of my absolute favorites, and I still look back on it fondly even though it's been a while! :D

enjoyy, and thank you so much for taking the time to let me know!

bitchin. you probably already know this but make sure you take the wrappings of the thread with you when you’re color matching, and check online as well to find the other brand equivalent. matching by eye isn’t always accurate.

So I’ve just started my first embroidery project and apparently the reason the thread in this kit keeps fraying when I try to thread the needle is because you’re supposed to undo the strands instead of using the whole thread. I find this out two flowers of suffering into this project. No wonder I ran out of that color so fast.

To Joann’s!

honestly the funniest thing about the lord of the rings is how gandalf is literally a minor god sent to middle-earth by The Big Man Himself and yet literally nobody apart from the elves seems to recognise this or take him seriously

i know it’s been said time and time again in a thousand different ways, and I won’t really be contributing anything new to it, but people really do put too much emphasis on romantic love.

love to me is sending a post to a friend for a fandom that i’m not in because he’s in it and will find it funny. love is buying another dice set for my friend even though she already has over fifty because i know she loves them. love is hating your sibling, not wanting to see or speak to them, and yet you know you would do anything for them, all they have to do is say the word. love is getting a vaccine that you suspected would make you sick for minimum of forty eight hours and turning out to likely be seventy two or more because your mother’s immune system is shot from her chemo, and you don’t want to risk it. love is stepping away from work because your friend is having a mental health crisis and needs someone to talk to her for a little bit. love is making plans with friends, and making new plans when those fall through, even though if you had all met at your current stages of life, you wouldn’t be friends. love is when you look back at all of these and know with absolute certainty that you’d do it all over again. love is all of this and so much more, and I feel so lucky to live in a world with so much love in it.