Yah That Was Pretty Much My Last Relationship

all of this. all of it.

The OP is good and it is really awesome when that happens, especially when the class Valedictorian got an 83 and you got a 95, but I am reblogging because even though I am not really a Harry Potter fan I want to get that slytherin crest as a tattoo.

P.S. I have been sorted and got slytherin.

the best feeling in the world is when your teacher says “these essays/papers sucked” and getting yours back with a “nice work!” and a lil smiley bc success is so much sweeter when you know others have failed 

UNMUTE!! UNMUTE!! UNMUTE!! UNMUTE!! UNMUTE!!

Bergman Model 1896 Semi-Automatic Pistol, Raymond J. Wielgus, 1895, Art Institute of Chicago: Arms, Armor, Medieval, and Renaissance

Gift of Mr. and Mrs. Raymond J. Wielgus Size: Overall L. 19.1 cm (7 ½ in.) Barrel Overall L. 7.5 cm (2 15/16 in.) Caliber 5 mm Medium: Stainless steel, gold, and ivory

https://www.artic.edu/artworks/69875/

So very true

If a girl understands your bullshiitt, sticks through your mistakes, and smiles even when you’ve done nothing for her — it’s obvious she’s a keeper. But it’s also obvious you don’t deserve her.”

Now he just needs a matching bowler.

Look at this little dapper man

it’s high noon..

I thought this was going to be funny but it’s not it’s just stupid i’m sorry..

“…last year this photograph of children looking at their smartphones by Rembrandt’s ‘The Night Watch’ in the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam [went viral.] It was often accompanied by outraged, dispirited comments such as “a perfect metaphor for our age,” “the end of civilization” or “a sad picture of our society”.

…It turns out that the Rijksmuseum has an app that, among other things, contains guided tours and further information about the works on display. As part of their visit to the museum, the children, who minutes earlier had admired the art and listened attentively to explanations by expert adults, had been instructed to complete an assignment by their school teachers, using, among other things, the museum’s excellent smartphone app….

The tragic thing is that this — the truth — will never go viral. So, I wonder, what is more likely to bring about the death of civilization, children using smartphones to learn about art or the willful ignorance of adults who are too quick to make assumptions?” José Picardo, Medium

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Nope. Here’s three reasons why:

STIs like HIV, chlamydia, and gonorrhea are all passed through body fluids. Those include pre-cum, vaginal fluids, and rectal fluids (as well as cum and blood)

Other STIs like syphilis and herpes are passed through skin-to-skin contact with an active infection

And since pre-cum can contain sperm, pulling out doesn’t prevent pregnancy either

So you can pull out, but STIs can still stick around for you and your partner.