I'll Never Ignore A Potato 🥔

Wait... I thought vampires were supposed to be scary...

That's not scary.

That's a homosexual.

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

A bunch of goblins chilling in the forest, chomping on wild mushrooms whilst discussing our current scrimblos.

what’s the vibe of your blog. everyone has their own. is it an art gallery exhibit serving canapés. a nightclub. a knights of the round table situation. a book discussion meeting. a lonely hearts club newspaper section. a bedroom where you and two friends are chatting. the school of athens debating matters of consequence. a garden tea party. a bacchanal. an agatha christie murder novel style tense dinner party. etc

I know.

You're angry. You should be. You're scared. You should be.

This is awful. It's horrifying. It's deeply depressing. Rage. Scream. Mourn the tragedy we know is coming.

But remember this: what we are about to experience is the world our grandmothers and great grandmothers lived in. This is what they fought against.

Remember that they won. Even if the victory was temporary, they still won.

We can win, too. Prepare yourself. Finish your mourning, and get back to the fight. Yes, it's awful that we have to have this same fight. It's frustrating. It's heartbreaking. But now is not the time to surrender to despair.

Now the work begins.

Sonic the hedgehog

The way asparagus grows makes me uncomfy. Like the inside of my skin is itchy...

I've noticed a lack of House of Wax merch, and it needs to be fixed.

I'm not surprised at all actually...

I am and I'm proud of it.

Love being so cool that people have no choice but to follow me back. YOU are mutuals with a guy named onebillionpenis.