I Will Go To A Gluten Free Place For You

I'm not like other fans I

Don't pester the curators I follow to release or work faster cuz thats rude and they're workign at their own pace. Creators are always creating and working, probably even when they take a break they'll think about their project. So stop telling them to hurry up, ur comic or video will be out when its out.

Oh to be a dead wasp on the sidewalk in the summer heat

Me: *trying to find music, gives up and chills on the jazz channel*

My dad: its jazz time

Me: its really not

I'm going to drop kick the next rascist I see

HaVe U been ever stabbed by ur own bread

I should sleep but I cant

Rise fandom I supply worm-tello and emoji donnie

You open the small bag of tapes, they bump into each other creating small clanks of noise. “You mind if I play a tape?” you ask. “Sure, go ahead.” I reply. You flip though the tapes; each title tells what songs it contains like “Alec Benjamin” or “Love Songs”. As you flip a tape a title catches your eye, “The Jams” it reads, your curiosity gets the bets of you and you take it from its space among the others. “You choose a tape yet?” you hear me call. “Yeah I chose “The Jams”.” you reply. “That's a great tape.”. ‘What songs it holds,’ you wonder as you place the tape in the player and click it close. After a moment the music begins; it’s a familiar song yet you didn't believe it was my taste of music. It’s to late to go back as the lyrics begin. “Getting bored of Walls 2, I should find a new minigame,” your being fills with dread as you look over to me in bafflement. All you see is a mischievous, smug smile splayed on my face.  It becomes clear what kind of “Jams” this tape will play. You know the rule, and at this moment it laughs at you in mockery: “Once a tape is chosen and started there is no changing it, until it is over.”. 

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

I like how I toldy dad an agender joke "agender is spelled with a gender, the complete opposite" but I said it poorly at 1st and he corrected me saying, "agender means not having gender"