Parents When You Show Signs Of Mental Disorder (they're The Reason You Have One)

FOR THE LOVE OF CHAPPELL ROAN, STOP BABYING AND SUMBITIFIYING REGULUS, YOU FREAKS

HE IS NOT SUBMISSIVE

HE IS NOT YOUR BABYGIRL

AND DON’T MAKE HIM TRANS BECAUSE YOU WANT TO SEXUALISE HIM

MAKE HIM TRANS BECAUSE IT ADDS TO HIS ALREADY COMPLEX CHARACTER

If the Marauder’s were born anytime in the 2000’s I’m only certain of one thing. Remus would force all of them into watching Nativity.

To him it’s a sacred muggle culture, and during the Christmas of 1st year after James begged all of the Marauders parents for a sleepover on the eve Remus made his da shrink down the TV and DVD player.

Then he set it all up. James was buzzing, Sirius was confused as all fuck, and Peter was honestly just there for the vibes.

After that year watching Nativity absolutely became a Marauders tradition. James and Sirius begin preforming musical numbers from the film the second it hit’s December, James is convinced Lily Evans is his Jen.

Overall, chaos. Remus has no regrets.

Sirius: Apparently my dad think you turned me gay Remus: I did. Tell him he is next

yeah surely im just faking. maybe id rlly do anything for attention heeelppppp

moving house soon, I'll finally have my own room and I can cut as much as I like at night, what are my parents gonna do? watch me sleep? nu-uh.

It was funny make this lol

*goes to bed for five years*

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