DnD Is Wracking Our Brain, Chat.

demons and their dogs

stay away from the devil's pets, the town talk / minecraft hardcore games (feat. cellbit), badboyhalo / @mangofanarts, tumblr / grit, silas melvin / @mangofanarts, tumblr / dog bite prevention, wikipedia / tinakitten, qsmp wiki / @petrichormore, tumblr / i'm your man, mitski / tina & bagi clip, twitter / sarah, alex g / tina & bagi moment, twitter / watch dog, guard dog and attack dog, davis law group

little spiderbit re-encounter animatic bc i cannot deal with the sadness dear lord i miss them i just want them to be together and happy again (and also roier is not a rat anymore BC I SAID SO"!!!! )

"hi there!"

(inspired by @kultklok sentient Dude headcanons, the thing itself was deleted but it got stuck with me, because I'm a real big fan of sentient video game characters and 4th wall breaking bits and anything of that sort, so it's no surprise.)

Im sure someone has made this post already but just in case

Imagine it’s Doied in Roier’s body who realizes that little Pepito needs glasses- the tot keeps running into things, always squinting, always looking confused when someone points something out to Pepito. How Mariana of all people didn’t notice first is beyond him, but he’s stupid enough to believe Doied’s farce so he won’t complain.

Pepito is a reflection of him as a child, blindly stumbling around, unable to differentiate one blob from another, not being able to see his own twin properly, and well- what kind of father would he be if he didn’t fix his child’s problem?

Although his heart stings a bit when Pepito begins to cry happy tears, exclaiming that Pepito can finally see Pepito’s dad’s smile to the fullest, so it finally feels real.

YEAH

LIKE, THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING- THEY'RE CLEARLY FLIRTING. WHAT ELSE IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE?

sorry i was suggested to draw brain damaged dude and this is the first thing that came to mind

I would like to talk about the funny little guys, so if you have questions, please do ask. =]

I'm not sure if I'll get to doing it (I'm still figuring out how this all works to be completely honest), but if anyone has questions about or doodle requests for my fandudes, you're welcome to offer them up!

Pac: I don't know if you remember, we left Cell on an island with just a bullet and a revolver at his disposal and we fled. So, theoretically, we outsmarted* Cell and gave him what he deserved, understand? So, my headcanon, understand? You know? But the drawing was really cool.

[ *passar a perna – literally to deceive, but the direct translation is like a leg sweep, which is why Chat responds with "What leg?" ]

Pac: [Reading chat] What leg? Yeah, not the right one. Wait– not the right. Exactly. The left. Is it the left? Wait, which leg did I lose? [...] No, wait– the left, because my dominant leg is the right. So I will choose the left. [Reading chat] "You chose?" I like to think I had the power to choose.

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Pac talks about Fuga Impossível lore and implies that Cell let him decide which leg he'd lose. 🔪

[ Full transcript / translation ↓ ]

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Pac: Guys, it's not the other way around, in my headcanon– in my headcanon– you have to know how to respect my headcanon. In my headcanon– because, I don't know if you remember, we left Cell on an island with just a bullet and a revolver at his disposal and we fled. So, theoretically, we outsmarted* Cell and gave him what he deserved, understand? So, my headcanon, understand? You know? But the drawing was really cool.

[ *passar a perna – literally to deceive, but the direct translation is like a leg sweep, which is why Chat responds with "What leg?" ]

Pac: [Reading chat] What leg? Yeah, not the right one. Wait– not the right. Exactly. The left. Is it the left? Wait, which leg did I lose? Oh sht... [Long pause] I don't remember, man. Oh, I don't know guys, I don't know. Did I decide? Oh, man. None? I'm kidding–

Pac: Well, if I have to decide? The right? I don't know. Nobody knows, right? But this drawing was really cool, it was really cool. You choose one there and I choose the right one. No, wait– the left, because my dominant leg is the right. So I will choose the left. Because like, I'm thinking like this, look what came into my head: Which leg would go away? Wow, I thought "So, if I'm going to kick a ball, I'm going to shoot it with my right leg. If I didn't have a right leg, I wouldn't be able to shoot the ball properly. So I prefer the left." That was my line of thinking, you know? I don't know. It's a bad example, right? And that's it, right? [Reading chat] "You chose?" Yeah, I like to think I had the power to choose.

don't rain on my parade

The reunion of Pac and Cellbit a few days ago was exactly as I expected. An anticlimactic ending to a months old conflict. Which maintains both characters stagnant in terms of development, no new knowledge was gained in these past five/four months. However it seems that that sentiment wasn't really common, most people were just happy that they were ‘family’ again. ‘

Sometimes I feel that there is more interest in simply consuming the relationship between Cellbit and Pac, in a way that ‘saint-ifies’ Cellbit, than actually understanding what is going on and why. This makes Pac’s flaws exist in a vacuum, they are only allowed to exist and affect Pac’s actions when Cellbit and Pac are having a positive interaction. And it makes recollection of certain aspects of the story seem incredibly biased.

I definitely can’t see Pac and Cellbit’s ‘fervent family friendship” as much as seemingly other people do. Although Pac’s love, specifically familial love, for Cellbit is quite intense, as he is always missing him, wanting to help him and such and especially important he calls him family. Cellbit’s familiar love is completely nonexistent, (Romantic love is a completely different story as Cellbit did once imply he would be willing to cheat on Roier with Pac, but that was before Cellbit and Roier got together at all. And Cellbit did greet Pac by flirting with him at their last meeting.)  Cellbit seems to see Pac as more of a friend than a family member ( Need I remind you that the presence of a child within a group does not make a family?). This information gets quite clear when you decide to pay attention to how Cellbit titles his relationships, he always calls Roier, Richas and Pepito ( And I think Foolish and Jaiden as well but I cannot remember) his family, they even have their own clear, traditional family titles. Husband, Son, Son. The most recent example is his last stream, “No time is lost as long as it is spent with family” about them wasting time considering going to see a warden. I think he said once he sees bolas as a family but I don’t really have any proof of that beyond my own memory, and him non-jokingly calling Philza “Dad” during the tie-breakers in Purgatory. Cellbit has only called Pac his friend, he calls Pac his friend in the title of stream where he would save him from the Happy Pills, he calls Pac his friend when threatening to take Foolish’s access to the Ordem Theoritas if he continues to bother Pac and Mike. I’m not saying that Cellbit doesn’t care about the people whom he decides to title friend; The Regret Arc was done in order to save Felps, whom he titles as a friend ( A best friend however). But I do think that Pac is not that high on Cellbit’s hierarchy of importance.

I have my suspicions about their ‘clearly positive’ interactions. I sincerely do not know why Cellbit would call Pac queridinho when he feels proud of him. It's a nickname that carries such negative weight, it symbolizes power imbalance and it is used to cause intimidation. It makes me question if Cellbit reacting proudly to Pac's acts of independence are truly honest.

I think what I want to actually say is that although Cellbit and Pac's relationship is complex, I think people tend to cut it's rougher edges in order to create a more wholesome image.

'THIS IS NOT EXORCISM THIS IS MY DIARY'

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST WATCHED A SCUFFED MINECRAFT EXORCISM