AND ITS A WOLF >:D

Manifesting this rn

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

SHES TALKING ABOUT THE ENIGMA CODE!!!!!

daisy wells try not to be the most suspicious person ever challenge??

Me: *crying all the way through reading Death Sets Sail for obvious reasons*

My Father: be quiet its called a literary technique I'm sure Daisy Whatsherface will be fine

Me: SHUT UP YOU KNOW NOTHING

As a debater myself i approve

Way too many debates in the last 2 weeks, so here's what I think the MMU main cast would do if they joined.

TEAM 1:

DAISY:

— Teammates are Hazel and Amina

— Second speaker definitely, bro can YAP. She likes to start with the most dramatic intro possible ("Let me paint you a picture, imagine a world where no artist's works are displayed, hidden away from the world because AI has replaced them. All their hard work gone to waste because of a technology that isn't even sentie—").

— Will study as much as possible just so she can write about the topic she wants to in team writing. She chose Literature.

— This also helps with the 120 question multiple choice quiz since she studied a lot (but only on the topics she likes).

— Definitely carries in the Scholar's Bowl (will scream at Hazel to change their answer if she accidentally choose the wrong one).

— Has a shitton of Jerry plushies, at least 10 regional round ones, 5 global round ones, and 3 tournament of champions ones (that she paid 100$ for each TOC plush).

— Atleast 7 silver, 5 gold, and 3 trophies individually.

HAZEL:

— Teammates are Daisy and Amina.

— Wanted to be with Alexander but Daisy said "oh he's a useless speaker" so they just took her girlfriend instead since Alex already stole George.

— First speaker, she knows terms and definitions, she knows how to start off debates, she can and WILL leave the opposing team shivering in their timbers by making eye contact as much as possible.

— Helps the most with finding rebuttals in their opposing team's statements.

— Good at writing, she did study a lot so she can write something decent. Most likely chose science

— Since she did study a lot, she also has a good score in the 120 question quiz.

— Panics every time a new question pops up in the Scholar's Bowl

— Has a decent amount of jerries but not as much as Daisy, maybe 5 regional round and 3 Global round (She went to TOC with Daisy once but didn't get a Jerry from there, Daisy tried to give her one but she kept refusing).

— maybe 2 gold medals and 3 silver individually.

AMINA:

— Teammates are Hazel and Daisy.

— Third speaker, she can summarize points quickly and give final rebuttals to opposing team. Bonus points since she has good tone of voice.

— Wrote a story for the team writing, she chose History.

— Didn't care much for the multiple choice quiz but got a decent score.

— Surprisingly knows the answers to a lot of the questions in the Scholar's Bowl, becahse of that their team got a trophy and three gold medals for it.

— has three regional Jerrys, two global, and 1 TOC.

— 2 gold, 3 silver, 1 trophy individually.

TEAM 2:

ALEXANDER:

— Teammates are Kitty and George

— Daisy TRIED to steal George but he protested by saying they would hold too much power (its true, they'd be overpowered)

— First speaker because it's the "easiest job" (he fought with Kitty over who got first speaker and did rock paper scissors, Alex won).

— Good at writing but doesn't really care that much about it, wrote a decent essay.

— He didn't study shit so he guessed every question in the quiz (either that or he just chose all choices for every thing which gives him a 5th of the total score)

— Holds the remote in the Scholar's Bowl bc he likes pressing the buttons.

— Has only like one Jerry but cherishes him with his life (it's pink)

— All silver medals and one gold medal for Scholar's Bowl.

GEORGE:

— Teammates are Alexander and Kitty.

— Second speaker, can also yap a shitton, likes to start with rhetorical questions that makes their opponents question their life choices.

— Good at writing, also studied for it so he can write a persuasive essay related to the history of England specifically.

— Probably got above 90 in the 120 question quiz

— Answers all the questions in the Scholar's Bowl, Kitty and Alex press the buttons

— Has a decent number of Jerrys (most are pink)

— At least 3 gold medals individually.

KITTY:

— Teammates are Alexander and George.

— Wanted to be with Lavinia and Beanie but neither of them wanted to join (Lavinia just doesn't want to, also lack of financial stability probably, I forgor if she's rich or not 💀 and Beanie is dyslexic, wouldn't be very helpful in WSC)

— Third speaker, fought with Alex over first speaker but he won rock paper scissors

— Doesn't write a lot so her writing is like... okayish, George tried to help her improve her writing before the actual event. She just wrote a poem.

— Guessed every single question in the multiple choice quiz

— Fights with Alex over who presses the buttons on the remote (George told them to take turns)

— Only joined once so she has a regional round Jerry but that's it (They all got the color pink)

— All silver medals execpt for Scholar's Bowl since all of them got a gold medal for it.

Wrote this instead of my Filipino essay so I will do that now okay bye

Hell yeah finally gonna watch the Breadwinner tonight after years of being a fan of Cartoon Saloon like I'm not even kidding these guys were my Disney

Doodle dump because thats all im capable of when winter kicks my health into the gutter

MY CHILDREEENNNNN

At last! Here it is! The gorgeous full cover of A Stocking Full of Spies, the third book in the Ministry of Unladylike Activity series!

Illustrated by Jan Bielecki, written by me and published by Puffin Books on the 11th of September 2025. It’s a spy murder mystery set at Bletchley Park in December 1941, and you can pre-order it NOW from all good bookshops. The countdown is on …

"How does that make you feel?" Spotted in The Imitation Game

Me too please🙏

if ANYONE has the link to the mmu discord server please send it to me!!!! I REALLY want to join but i cant find the link anywhere :(

If you have it please send it to me in DMs or reblog or something! Thanks so much :3