Queer As In Gay But Also Queer As In Unusually And Exceedingly Peculiar And Altogether Quite Impossible

Mean switch x mean switch, my beloveds

"No no no it's too much" x "If I could take it, so will you."

"You're just a needy little sub, that's all" x "Oh yeah?"

*catches their breath and smiles* "My turn" x "Oh no"

"I can't wait to ruin you like you just ruined me"

"I'm better at that than you are" x "Get on the bed and let's find out, baby"

"Don't dish out what you can't take, sweet thing"

*just tried something new for the first time* "Fuck please do that to me too, please" x *2 minutes after being fucked into oblivion* "Beg for it"

"Please get us some water" x "I can't walk either"

"Please I'm begging you" x "Where's Mommy now, hm?"

"You can fuck me better than that" x "Shut the fuck up."

"I need to use you tonight" x "I'll be whatever you need me to be"

"Brat" x "Says you."

"There we go, good job baby. You look so good on your knees for me." *2 hours later* "Please don't stop please don't stop please please please"

nanny talking to elphaba and saying this like oh they were CLOCKED. by everyone apparently

‘everyone knew you were gay’

Me after having a conversation with a man without killing him

My medieval and ancient ancestors watching me trying to charge my laptop and connect to WiFi: Ah, yes, she must feed her magic mirror on the telluric current and summon the spirits of knowledge from the aether.

My ancestors watching me proceed to doomscroll on Twitter: Alas! She is beguiled by the cruel babblings of the demons within the mirror; soon she will descend into melancholy from the things she has witnessed.

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

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This took me all afternoon, drawing hands is definitely not my thing but I try to make up for it😥🥴

Do you ever feel like one of Donna’s dolls in the snow bc same