Canon: They Died

7 most adhd moods

–the Only Mood everyone else knows about: i  wanna do THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and–SQUIRREL

–galaxy brain: i was listening to the lecture but the prof said something that reminded me of something else and now i’m not sure how much time i was lost in thought

–the tutorial only comes in video format: i’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the emperor’s groove *hurls product & its tutorial video into the sun*

–damn you hyperfocus: i went to bed intending to wake up and write but this morning i was possessed by a cleanliness spirit and spent the next 14 hours organizing the apartment

–i dont think u tried at all.jpg: did i seriously spend an entire free day refreshing twitter b/c i didn’t want to spend 10 minutes finishing my hw but wouldn’t let myself do anything else until i finished it???? (yes)

–patrick star: *unlocks phone* time to check the weather. *opens twitter* the weather. *opens messenger* the weather. *opens mobage game* the weather. *opens facebook* the weather. *opens twitter again* THE WEA–

–smells like depression: literally everything is too boring. i’m going back to sleep

Kabosu, better known as Doge, has passed away. Pay your respects to the legend, she will be missed.

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

WINESODDEN MEOW MEOW LARISSA MY BELOVED

inspired by chapter 2 of particular by @yourlocaldisneyvillain <3

they may be doomed by the narrative but atleast they had gay sex

I could get over anything as long as I have something new to be obsessed with

AHHH … hope you like it 🤍

@daydream-cement

now this just LOOKS like toe curling smut

you know what fuck you

*grabs your Alcina*