Needle Minder

steve may not have been breaking entirely new ground when he invented the from-far-away-channel-changer-thing but it was creative and it didn't require batteries and he was so proud of it, the kids had no right to shit on his creation like that

I've said it before but wangxian doing cheating role-play but they can never actually pull it off

*meeting at a public bar*

Wei Ying: hey stranger ;)

Lan Zhan: ...hello. Can I buy you a drink?

Wei Ying: you better not, my husband is Hanguang-Jun, he's insanely possessive and strong~

Lan Zhan getting red ears: how strong?

Wei Ying: your line was supposed to be "he doesn't have to know!" Lan Zhan are you fishing for praise? Let's try again

Lan Zhan: ..... I am married as well

Wei Ying: he can't satisfy you, that's why you came here huh?

Lan Zhan: no he's amazing. He's very sexy

Wei Ying twirling his hair: hehe is that right? Your husband turns you on that much?

Lan Zhan standing up: yes. I want to go home and have sex with my husband right now

Wei Ying getting out of his seat: yeah me too

Characters in Different Roles

Planning on doing more maybe

The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line

This Tgirl Tummy Tuesday is also my 3-year estrogen anniversary and I love what it's done to my figure!

i have rule i semi-adhere to for media criticism which is to ideologically meet shit where it's at (or where it's presented to me). i like to call it the "i didn't make you market it that way" rule--like, if lancer's union was just presented as a sci-fi setting, that would be fine. i don't expect all sci-fi settings to be communist utopias! but when the creators of lancer use the word utopia like 20 times & bandy around words like 'mutual aid' and 'post-scarcity' and 'anticapitalist' when describing it, then to me that becomes absolutely fair game. similarly if someone says 'stardew valley is fun i like farming :)' then i'm not gonna reply with a long post about how it's ideologically petty-bourgeois--but if they say 'stardew valley is anticapitalist', then they've opened up that can of worms and it's fair for me to point out that the worms exist.

The Extent of my Knowledge of Hazbin Hotel

My credentials:

I watched a youtube poop

my girlfriend likes the show

a scene with a song my gf liked was on while I was in the room once

existing on the internet and being exposed to it against my will

sparse research

this is HAZBIN

she is related to billy the puppet

her best friend is vagina

she thinks being evil is bad so shes trying to teach the evil guys to stop

This is VAGINA

shes not really into whatevers going on

probably needs to see a doctor or something

might have a vagina

This is RADIO MAN

he makes my eyes hurt when i look at him

talks like an old radio

video killed the radio star

hes like a jackalope man or something

This is GAY SPIDER

He likes to smoke crack

He can sus

Has C cups

daddy kink

he looks like if they decided to make pink eye a villain in the episode of the osmosis jones tv show

makes me think about that song about the guy fucking the spider

This is THE BOSS

porn

shes from a different show i think in the twizzler cinematic universe

her best friend is richard horvitz

her orange cousin isnt even fat