The Greatest Trick The Devil Ever Played Was Getting Me Banned From An All You Can Eat Pizza Buffet

Mousieeeee so cute

I made a Cooking by the Book edit starring Marcille and featuring Senshi

I like to imagine that Senshi isn't acting that different as an Elf, its just coming across different bevause of his looks.

I like to imagine this is how other Dwarves see him, a delicate pretty boy. It's just other races can't read Dwarf body language that well.

Then he's an elf and suddenly they see his mannerisms in a different light, but he's always been this way. They just didn't have Dwarf Goggles.

Like how other Half Foots instantly clock middle aged Chilchuck but everyone else thinks uwu baby

i like walking toward a glass door or tall window and watching my hips in the reflection 💖

soooo out of practice with my wacom but i want to use it more >_< so i doodled an evangeline

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTOWY

CARL MARX

VS

CARL WEEZER

BEGIN

yo i am marx. from kriby, i think captialism is dirby, you areround like a ball which is why you will fall. my beard is large and you sound like simpson marge

yo i am carl from jimmy show [gets hit by orbital bombardment]

saw an episode of Kitchen Nightmares where Gordon sadly complained about how hungry he was after the tasting phase of the episode like yeah man every single place you go to you pick at your food for five minutes, take one bite and say "Absolutely Horrid. Take back this entire plate." you should've brought some granola bars or some shit you've been expecting this

You would think that Disco Elysium is a sequel to Rhythm Heaven. But it's not that

this should have been me