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Screw it, more more deer mousegirl pictures

I accidentally reblogged horny on main earlier today. If you're one of my friends who prefer to *avoid* finding out about my kinks and you were there for the several-second window before I fixed it, I sincerely oop.

hey my old jeans aren't "ill-fitting", they're "so so so full of girl" thankyouverymuch

Yo I just remembered that queer people are a minority and it's freaking me out

Summer goals

✅ Dress slutty ✅ Drink slushy

I had a thing on fb and asked my friends to give me ideas for funny shirts on mousegirls and heres some of them

it's fun to see a little kid, at the age where they can recognize a question is being asked but not quite parse out its contents, watching mickey mouse clubhouse and very confidently giving mickey incorrect answers

i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

it does kind of slaughter me a little bit every time i'm reminded of how near-universally associated slenderman is with the phrase "collect my pages" when the fundamental conceit of the game being referenced is that slenderman will hunt you down with murderous intent if you so much as go near his pages