Peter Maximoff x gn! reader
A/N: Not my gif
Peter: I hope you know that I would die for you
Y/N: Yesterday you said you would die for a single potato chip, So... I don't feel that special
Peter: I'd... live for you?
Y/N: You are the least subtle person I know. Your 'I have a secret' vibe is literally visible from the moon
Peter: Is not!
Y/N: Shit! I cut my finger
Peter: *speeds into room* wheee woooo wheee woooo wheee woooo
Y/N: Wha-
Peter: *Stops to put bandage on finger*
Peter: *runs out of room at normal speed* Wheee woooo wheee woooo wheee woooo
Peter: Don't hug me so tight! Your crushing my spleen
Y/N: You dont even know where your spleen is
Peter: Neither do you!
Peter: Scott won't come out of his room, what do we do?
Y/N: Just tell him I said anything factually incorrect
Peter: Gotcha
Scott: *Bursting through the door* Did you just say that the SUN is a fucking PLANET?!
Peter: *with his foot stuck in a chair* Now you may be asking, "Peter, how did you do this to yourself?
Peter: *slightly baffled and still trying to get out* Well the thing is... Peter doesn't know either
Y/N: Something weird is happening
Peter: Isn't that our school motto?
Peter: *pulls shower curtain back* Are we- stop screaming, it's just me- are we out of twinkies?
Peter: *talking about Y/N to Scott* When they first came to Xavier's and I had a crush on them, I didn't know how to deal with it so I wrote them a note anonymously that just said get out
Y/N: Is this seat taken?
Peter: That's my lap?
Y/N: I know what I said
Peter: *yawns*
Y/N: it must be tiring to be that pretty
Peter: *tilts head* then you must be exhausted
Y/N: *blushing furiously*
Peter: I really want to kiss you
Y/N: Hnm?
Peter: I said if you die I wouldn't miss you
Y/N: What?
Peter: Wait no-
Peter: *runs into the kitchen* Y/N I caught a bird!
Y/N:*While not paying attention and making lunch* That's nice...
Y/N: Wait what?! Put it back!
Y/N: *Getting hit on*
Peter: Hey that's my fiance/fiancee your hitting on!
Stranger: Really? I don't see a ring
Peter: Shit I knew I forgot something *gets down on one knee*
Part 2
BRO BRO BRO BROOOOO
THE FIC
WAS
AMAZINGGGGGGGGG
LOVE LOVE LOVED IT
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I'm so so glad you liked it :) it was long awaited but I'm hoping I can write more now that I dont have that holding me back <3
" Stop it James" Mrs. Potter scolded slapping him lightly on the arm while you all laughed. "Come on Mum! Its nothing they haven't seen before" he said earning another slap and a chuckle from his Father. "Now you five run along, go to the store or something, take 5 pounds out of my wallet and we don't want you lot back till dinner you hear?" Mr. Potter called as you ran to the front door with the rest of the boys. "What are we gonna buy?" You asked while James chuckled " I don't know, Boys?" He asked while they all called out different answers.
Arcane Characters x reader (Mainly a Jinx x reader)
A/N: I just finished the show and I'm OBSESSED
Y/N:Â You shouldn't be using a straw.
Jinx:Â I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.
Y/N:Â Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.
Y/N:Â ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.
Jinx, grenade in hand:Â Alright, but is it explosion-proof?
Y/N, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Vi: You did wha-
Jinx: William Snakespeare
Jinx: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.
Vi: You people already know too much about me.
Caitlyn: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.
Y/N, in a high voice, holding barbie: Hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Jinx, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Silco: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Y/N: playing systemic oppression
Jinx: In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
Silco: Wasn't Y/N with you?
Y/N: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised.
Literally, anyone: How many kids do you have?
Vander: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
Y/N: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Jinx, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Y/N: You know, not every problem can be solved with a gun.
Jinx: That's why I carry two guns.
Vi: Am I going too far?
Caitlyn: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
Y/N: Jinx, please try to calm down.
Jinx: I asked for two large fries!
Jinx: *dumps fries onto table*
Jinx: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!
Jinx, to Y/N: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!
Jinx: You know what’s funny about Y/N? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably-
Y/N: Hey Jinx, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.
Jinx, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
Y/N: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Jinx!
Caitlyn: So I have made the decision to trust you.
Vi: A horrible decision, really.
Jinx: Go big or go home!
Y/N: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Come. Home.
Jinx: I'm going big!
Jinx: *slams books down in front of Y/N*
Jinx: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.
Y/N: You could have said literally anything else.
Jinx: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Y/N: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.
thank you could maybe do a karli x femreader smut?
if that’s not something you’re comfortable with that’s totally alright!
Thanks for the ask!
Right now I'm not too comfortable writing smut but if I ever am she'll be the first one I write for💛
Omg yes.
Tagging: @sam-winchester-kinnie @melioramantis @procrastinatingsapphictrash
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