I Foun D My Old Wallet In The Drawer Next To My Bed And It Had $400 In It Im Having A Heart Attack

i remember i used to watch bear in the big blue house everyday when i was little and he always does that smelling thing in the beginning and one time he sniffed and went ‘you smell like ham and cheese’ and i was eating a ham and cheese sandwich so i cried and never watched the show again  because i thought he could actually smell me

Just so you guys know:

I accidentally typed “cummy vitamins” into my amazon search.

The Hoodie

It was at the same time super comfortable, perfect for the streets, and also had that added value of anonymity when you needed it.

“The always-fascinating Paola Antonelli, architecture and design curator at New York’s Museum of Modern Art, takes us through the history of the hoodie, “a humble masterpiece” .” [via BoingBoing]

I cut uppa you pretty face, you no look so pretty so mo, huh?

Weasel Stop

others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

Garden goblin sculptures by David Goode.