it's illegal to not say "oh big stretch" when your dog does a Big Stretch
*holds your hand * *holds your hand* *holds your hand* *holds y-*
Just a lil some thing sketched on the bus… 
Psycean task: when someone has something you need and they make it really difficult to get, all the while being unnecessarily bitchy about everything.
Antigonian task: when someone does something fundamental bad (and a bit stupid) and you take it upon yourself to do something about it, regardless of the consequences, you will have to face.
Medean task: (1)when you do everything, sacrifice everything for someone and they thank you by stabbing you in the back. (2)when someone betrays you and cut them down to size.
Medusean task: when you’re trying so hard to be left alone and people just don’t seem to get the message.
Ismenean task: when you do too little to late and desperately try to salvage the situation (and failing miserably)
the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire
icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down
cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)
feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated
The beginnings of a Bildad sketch page feat. Bildad the Shuite and Bildad the disappointment…
Aaaahhh!!!! The good omens brainrot has finally gotten to me!!!!
You look Submissive and Archivable.
Wha–???