“average Person Eats 3 Spiders A Year” Factoid Actualy Just Statistical Error. Average Person Eats

if i was a celebrity i would want people to speculate on my sexuality and disorders because maybe it would help me out

the really crazy thing about cooking is that once you practice it enough (for all the gamers reading this: "grind enough exp") your threshold for wuat counts as a low effort / depression / I Dont Really Want To Cook meal rises steadily and you can feel yourself becoming the kind of person whose "chill dinner" takes 1h45 and involves three pans

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

I just hope that I’ll stay around musically for as long as I can. I love to think that I will still be satisfying myself and other people as a musician until the day I die.

(George Michael)

my #bluey fanart

me after watching a dumb little horror movie:

Perhaps I found the girlfriend I’ve been looking for all along

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special