Rest In Peace George Michael You Would’ve Done Numbers On Here

my tumblr is my private secret account

may god forgive my wretched sins (spent money)

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

Genuinely hope "JD Vance killed the pope" becomes a legit, widespread rumor. I hope the whitehouse has to make a statement, thus only adding fuel to the fire about it.

#they're married okay

hey do you want to meet up this week? i dont want to have sex btw

i want to experience them for the first time again

i miss him already