He Is Grumpy. He Is Cranky. Pocket Sized.

Replaying the Baxter DLC like

when i was little i wanted to own a cafe shaped like a cupcake

New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

I warn you now jokes on stream will become cannon lore. I am the thief queen of snacks, I break lockpicks because people keep snuggling my tail and bones McGee is my best friend and we go on adventures together. This can not be undone

I went through a mimic phase a while back :D

Know your puppies!

oh no!! They even made Lex Alex hot!! Look at this jerk I love him so much he's going to brake my heart so many times.

want the shiny number rock

rg_diceboutique on ig

So D&D black dragons are supposed to live in swamps, right? Pretty amphibious, live in swamps, lair in...

caves. With a main entrance and a back entrance.

In swamps.

I really have trouble with the idea that there's these dragon-sized caves in an area with such a high water table, y'know? We have to go through miles of swamp to reach this lair, it's not one little boggy place in a mountain valley otherwise filled with nice caves. And the cave has to have two entrances, too? I can believe in dragons, but not this geology.

So... maybe it's not geology. Because a lair in a marshy place with exacting design specifications sounds a lot like a totally natural thing --

A beaver lodge.

So now I have this new image of black dragons industriously gnawing down giant trees to construct their mighty swamp lairs, and I am so much happier.

It wasn’t the soulmate I was expecting …. but I’m okay with this