Me Doing Nothing While My Life Falls Apart

something I think we all know about fanfic, but don’t talk about because it would hurt writers feelings is that some fics are like fast food. I mean this as a compliment. I don’t always want to sit down for a six course meal that will be a flavor experience. Sometimes I just wanna dip some fries in a frosty. Sometimes I want something homecooked and delicious and super niche, but super comforting. Sometimes I want to eat an entire dark chocolate cheesecake in one sitting even though I know Its gonna make me sick. Just. holy crap, y’all. Sometimes I don’t even want fast food, I just want to eat an entire bag of chips. and yeah, I’m ashamed of myself afterwards, but at the time it was exactly what I wanted. So, no, we’re never going to say to our fanfic writers that we consider their writing to be the equivalent of a midnight run to taco bell - and we shouldn’t, feelings would be hurt by that. But writers, please, please, please, remember this. You don’t need to create a six course meal if you don’t want to. You don’t have to make something complex and homemade if you don’t want to. You don’t even have to finish cooking it - because someone will be thrilled that you brought a bowl of cookie dough and a spoon, because they cannot even consider sitting down and having a proper meal right now. It’s okay writers, whatever you decided to make. Someone was happy to have it. You gave them what they needed. You made them happy. You did good.

Prompt-based fandom events are when you really learn everyone’s colors like you’ll find the people who take the prompt “death” and come up with some smarmy ship-art of character A and character B walking over dead leaves while wearing scarves and drinking hot cider and then you’ll find the people who take the prompt “sunshine” and write how a bright glint of sunshine reflected off the barrel of a gun is the absolute last thing character A sees before taking a bullet to the chest

you can lead a content creator to water but you sure as fuck can’t make him drink

There should be a feature on phones that sends the message “so and so’s battery was depleted” if you are talking to or texting some one and it cuts out due to your phone dying

Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

The world’s tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from those who would steal it.

So I was reading the Journal last night, and I noticed this:

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Hufflepuff Headcanons

-enjoy the bubblebaths on the third floor -new aged ones have ipods with nothing but music and hundreds of pictures on them -puffs bring out the fangirls in ravenclaw -make a lot of the blankets and repair everything around the common room and dorms/make there own clothes and are REALLY good at it -have doodle wars and play tic tac toe on a piece of parchment during class with eachother when they are finished taking notes and what not -leave small pieces of parchment with complements on them and they float around the castle brightning peoples day -when there's a heartbreak from another house the entire puff clan gets involved and goes out of there way to give them the worst month possible -anti-pranks on first years to may them feel more at home -late night deep conversations in the common room and the occasional slumber party -girl sesions for makeovers and such for cheering up purposes or the night before a big event

spongebob critical

BOAT DOG na na na na na na na na BOAT DOG na na na na na na na na BOAT DOG na na na na na na na na BOAT DOG na na na na na na na na boat dog! Boat Dog!! BOAT DOG!!!

Jesus f…I wasn’t gonna gif this but FINE…

Wait what the…

OH MY GOD I JUST FUCKING NOTICED MARK PROPELLING THE BOAT FROM UNDERNEATH

*inhales* 

BOI