Journal 3 Shitpost Doodle Dump Part 2! (Part 1 Is Over Here)

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On their first month on the Stan of War II, Stan and Ford both come down with terrible colds. They insist they’re fine, even though they show up to the family’s weekly video chat sniffling and bundled up in every blanket they own. Mabel glares as the screen, hands on her hips. “Grunkle Stan? Grunkle Ford? Do we have to run away to look after you? Have you been taking care of yourselves?”

Stan laughs, while Ford blows his nose so loudly it only comes across as static. “We’re fine, sweetie. It just takes a while to get used to boat living. Can’t say this is quite how I imagined things starting out.”

“Funnily enough,” sniffs Ford, “Being cold and wet all the time is not an ideal situation for one’s immune system. But never mind about that, we’ve made some fascinating discoveries …”

When the call is over, Mabel purses her lips. Cold all the time, huh? She knows that her Grunkles won’t take care of themselves, so it’s up to her to keep them warm. The sweaters that Mabel knits for herself are mostly acrylic, because it’s cheap and sparkly, but she saves up to buy heavy wool yarn, even though it’s rough on her fingers at first. She learns how to knit double-layered fisherman’s mittens, the kind that can keep a man’s hands warm even when he’s drenched with sea water, making sure to modify the pattern so Ford will have room for his extra fingers. She sends them thick socks with reinforced heels and a stern note telling them to let her know when they need replacements. 

Stan and Ford are no good at remembering to dress warm on principle, but they wear everything Mabel sends them. She beams when she sees her knitwear in their photos.

“Are you warmer now?” she asks during one video call, still sounding slightly worried.

Stan looks down at the Icelandic-style sweater he’s wearing, at the enormous mittens lying next to him, at the heavy socks covering his toes, and at Mabel’s concerned, loving face on the computer screen. He smiles.

“Warm as toast, pumpkin.”

Not my best photo but it’ll due. Goodbye Adams Family Musical. It’s been unreal. Milford, NY April 7, 2019. #photooftheday #photography #musical #adamsfamily #tiredaf #flute #pit #icanteven (at Milford Central School) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv9nngmBV1g/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1uhhj8b7hay7f

Ive only read a few but the ones I have read were outstanding!!!

Savoring a Summer Fic List?

As it is now June, I think it’s time to give out another fic list to the fandom. Miraculers, worry not about what to read. I have you covered!

Remember Me by artzygirl2525 (Rated: E) Marinette is akumatized, forgetting the past two years she has spent with Adrien and the rest of her classmates, but she doesn’t know it.

The Two of Us by AnabielVriskaMars (Rated: T) Marinette doesn’t have the funds to maintain a life in college. Adrien, wanting to help out his best friend, decides marriage is the only option.

Triptych by Roarsthedandelion (Rated: M) Adrien lost contact with Marinette five years ago. When he finds her, they do unexpected things.

Marinette’s Lullaby by honeyhibiscus (Rated: T) Marinette hears Adrien playing a song at lunch. On patrol, Chat Noir hears her hum it to him.

Guardians by @wintermoth (Rated: T) A reimagining of the show Miraculous Ladybug but the children have common sense and everything makes sense. Also the reason the kitty trains are back.

Serendipitous Fate by @skaylanphear (Rated: M) With the guidance of Master Fu, Ladybug and Chat Noir reveal themselves and train outside of the mask. Cue the angst.

Across the Pond by coccinelle_et_chaton (Rated: T) Before their last year of Lycée, Marinette, Adrien, Alya, and Nino decide that they need a vacation. What better place than Walt Disney World in Orlando, Florida?

The truth of you by mirawohoo (metawohoo) (Rated: T) Soulmate marks are obtained when you touch the person who truly understands you. Marinette gets her soulmate mark. Adrien does not.

Check Plus One by volti (Rated: T) Marinette finally gets the courage to ask Adrien out. Except, she doesn’t. He beat her to it.

Grumpy Cat by iamthepunchlord (Rated: G) Félix is a grumpy cat, but he’s Marinette’s grumpy cat.

Shower Scene 3.0 by quicksilversquared (Rated: G) What happens when an akuma attacks and Adrien’s actually in the shower? Hilarity. Hilarity happens.

Chad by Drosolmire (Rated: T) Yo it’s ya boi Chad Noir.

Strays by @buglad (Rated: G) Adrien is a cat whisperer.

Keep It In Your Plants by Reyxa (Rated: T) Flower shop and art school AU featuring two adorable kittens from strays (the above fic).

Destiny is a Funny Thing by Life_Is_No_Fairytale (Rated: T) In which Adrien will eventually find out Marinette’s secret, or they’ll both die in the process. Featuring Alix with superpowers, Volpina, and the ship no one actually thought of before even though it’s super cute and literally small.

Lights of Home by @oceanspray5 (Rated: G) Based on @piku-chan‘s Cinderella AU, this story is a more in-depth version of the comics and is quite lovely.

All Grown Up by mitchkat1 (Rated: T) An akuma attacks with the power to age up anyone. Chat Noir and Ladybug easily defeat her, but Chat Noir was hit in the process and Ladybug didn’t use her Lucky Charm.

Across Time and Space by ciitadel (not rated) During an akuma attack, Ladybug is hit, sending her to alternate realities and forcing her to relive April 26th until she can return home.

Competition by @uncommonalistic (Rated: T) Selection AU with the love square (mainly Adrinette and Ladynoir) and a love triangle.

L’appel du Vide by @wintermoth (Rated: T) Introducing Adribug and Chat Mari, a kwami swap AU. Part 1 of a 7-part series.

I’m Here to Dance by kisstheprincessofpurewhite (Rated: T) Breakdance AU featuring the love square.

The Space Between Us by @chassecroise (Rated: T) Adorable summertime puberty fanfic with a reveal.

elephant by @buglad (Rated: T) In the game of Assassin, no one is safe, not even Kim, Alix, Adrien, or Marinette.

Miraculous Parents by fullmetalpotterhead (Rated: G) Dadrien and Mominette drabble that began when Mlle Mendeleiev made her students take home fake babies for health class.

Run(a)way by flameroyalty (Rated: G) In which a mistake on the runway leads to Adrien avoiding Marinette but Marinette interns with Agreste because of it.

Miraculous Demigods AU by dolphinandwater (Rated: G) As the title says, this is a demigod AU. Specifically, a Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus AU.

Don’t kiss and tell by dolphinandwater (Rated: G) In which Chat Noir is a celebrity bad boy who breaks the hearts of all the girls he meets. Marinette is his latest fling, and she knows it’s all for show, but does her heart?

Pigtails by Ryuusa (Rated: T) In which Marinette runs late and isn’t able to put her hair up. Cue possessive Adrien.

Sing the Song of Sailing Sirens by @princessofharte (Rated: T) Pirate-mermaid-siren AU originally intended for the ML Valentine exchange.

Satisfaction Brought It Back by @siderealsandman (Rated: Explicit) It’s a BDSM Adrinette fic that is far more sinful than A Werecat in London and The Ladybugs and the Bees combined.

Chasing the C/h/atwalk by @runningoutofink In which Marinette is on Project Runway in France. Her model just so happens to be none other than Adrien Agreste. Cue #Adrinette trending on Twitter.

Sometimes the cookie monster get sick of ‘em too man... Milford, NY. December 17, 2018. #photography #cookies #nope #imsotired #merrychristmas (at Milford, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrjL6yChG7g/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16vntiwywlqzp

Au fucking revoir Mister Prince

#Orlando trending on Twitter

I’ve never felt so simultaneously alive and dead inside anyways… here’s my annotations of Mark’s poems from the DDLC descriptions

hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?

i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her

yes i have this whole series for slytherin!gojo but let’s take a moment to think about gryffindor!gojo.

a guy who is really the center of attention, the life of the party, the student that everybody knows even if they’ve never had a conversation with him. yes he’s the captain of the gryffindor quidditch team, go figure. girls (and some guys) love him and everybody wants to be him.

gojo satoru is truly what people imagine when they think of the gryffindor house.

which is ironic because you’re probably the last person that comes to mind when house gryffindor is brought up.

it’s not that you’re not a gryffindor or embody it or whatever bullshit others say, you’re just, reserved.

and sure you have your own friends and your own life, but from the long list of gryffindor past and present, you seem a little different. you keep to yourself, you’re not loud, you’re not entirely brave (killing a spider is a daring task), and you don’t really like quidditch. not that you care about all of this. not at all.

and for some reason you have this inexplicable hatred for gojo. he’s loud, overbearing, he makes everything a joke, everybody loves him for some reason, and he always gets what he wants. all the professor dote over him, and it doesn’t help that he comes from a long line of witches and wizards when you’re just starting out.

you doubt he even knows your name, despite being in the same year, but you don’t care. you always manage to grumble something under your breath when he’s around.

so of course with your luck you find yourself in the common rooms, late into the hours of the evening, stressing over a potions paper you knew you should’ve started earlier.

and of course gryffindor!gojo is the only other person in the room, stressing over the same thing. and of course his eyes roam over to you and your hunched over form and your piece of parchment.

and when he strolls over and plops down beside you with that unbearable smile you have to control your face from grimacing.

“i don’t think we’ve ever met before,” gojo, the prince of gryffindor starts as if you don’t know him, “i’m satoru. and i think we’ve got the same problem and i could really use some help,”

his eyes are a bright blue that seem to shine in the crackling fire of the hearth, and his lips are pink and soft, pulled back in a customary smile. your swallow thickly.

“i’m a bit busy, so, no,” you say with an unapologetic look, quickly packing up your papers and shove them in your book bag, not noticing the way the esteemed gryffindors face falls in confusion at your bluntness, “goodnight.”

you race away to your dorm, shaking your head in annoyance and at his audacity all while he sits aghast on the couch, trying to think if he said anything wrong.

but don’t worry, if gojo satoru is one thing, it’s persistent. and he’ll figure out your problem even if it kills him.