your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
Ford: I have made the decision to trust you.
Bill: A horrible decision really.
Remember when you saw that trailer, and you thought “I’m gonna go see that movie”?
Remember when you passed by that book, and you thought “I’m gonna read that book”?
Remember when you saw that sneak peek, and you thought “I’m gonna watch that TV show”?
Remember when you walked into that theater, seeing what would grow to be your favorite movie for the first time?
Remember when you sat down on that couch, preparing to read the first sentence of the book that would soon crush your heart?
Remember when you auto tuned that show, unaware that this would soon become your life?
Remember when you watched the credits roll across the screen, in time with the possible tears rolling down your cheeks?
Remember when you read that last paragraph, and closed the book to sit in awe, sadness, wonder?
Remember that first season finale, the finale that tore apart your insides and left you with the worst cliffhanger?
As the final movie, the final book, the final episode draws near, do you remember those days, the days before the movie, before the book, before the show?
Do you remember when you fell in love?
—– Dedicated to the Gravity Falls fandom, who just went through a heart-wrenching finale. To the Maze Runner fandom, who waits in anxious dread for their final movie. To the How To Train Your Dragon fandom, who waits in reserved silence for the third movie to destroy them. And to all fandoms, anywhere, everywhere, that have experienced the pain, longing, loss, happiness, excitement, and joy of being a part of something incredible.
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