IF YOU EVER NEED SOMETHING TO READ READ THIS

When people insult your fandom:

me: *wand and everything*

Not my best photo but it’ll due. Goodbye Adams Family Musical. It’s been unreal. Milford, NY April 7, 2019. #photooftheday #photography #musical #adamsfamily #tiredaf #flute #pit #icanteven (at Milford Central School) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv9nngmBV1g/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1uhhj8b7hay7f

Murphy’s law, applied to fanfics.

- The fic starts out great, nice style, language, captivating summary. It’s unfinished and has been abandoned since 2013.

- The fic is complete, nice style, language, tons of kudos speak for themselves. It’s about your NOTP.

- The fic is about your OTP,  it’s complete, it’s kinky as hell. The plot is absolutely dumbass.

- The plot sounds great, it’s about your OTP, it’s complete. The characters are horribly OOC.

 - Everything is perfect in this fic, starting from the first letter and ending with the last full stop. It’s exactly 800 words long.

- The fic’s word count is a six-figure number, it’s about your OTP, characters are compliant with your head-canon. It’s dull and boring as seven hells.

- The beginning is enthralling, everything’s great, the plot, the style, it’s long and it’s even about your OTP. It features something that makes you close the tab as soon as you open it, like father/daughter incest or mpreg or some other squicky thing. 

- Everything is perfect in this fic, the length, the characters, the language, the style, you forget you’re reading fanfic, thinking it’s a masterpiece of true literature, you cry tears of joy and write a huge review full of gushing love and then rush to the author’s profile to read every other thing they’ve written. It’s their only work.

Ok, so the kids at my school keep changing the backgrounds in the computer lab:

So I put this as one of the backgrounds

Yesterday, I found that someone changed my background to something soccer related, so just to mess around with them, I put this

Today, I looked at all the computers around me, plus my computer and

You children…………..

You are playing a dangerous game.

hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?

i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her

ALERT THE EGGNOG IS COMIG

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”

so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.

i like to stay up at night because the world feels like it stops for a few hours and you don’t have any responsibilities

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE