siri read a message from my mom (2017)
I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.
That they never intended to ship. Like they were just scrolling through tags on a post about that fandom, saw a ship name and was like “oh whats that I havent heard of that”. Then hours later they realised they’re in deep and its just ohhhhhh shiiitttttttt
Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything switches and it turns to “I can’t fail oh my god I need to turn this into an A in like a day why am I like this”
His story was recently shared online and has already been shared over 150k times. RIP Clyde.
Credits: GoblinsStoleMyHouse
A cement truck crashed near Winganon, Oklahoma in the 1950s and the mixer was too heavy to move. It’s still there; locals have painted it to look like an abandoned NASA capsule.
My sense of humor is growing more and more ridiculous because I was just sitting here by myself thinking like what if instead of saying “are you kidding me” we said weird food related things like “are you frying my rice right now” or even “are you seriously buttering all of my toast with this” and honestly I cried
I recommend this movie more than I recommend air.
Newt Scamander