UPDATEEE

for all my two-bit kinnies such as myself who feel like this on a daily. especially if you feel like you dont have the right. i see you.

hey bestie how are youuu

do you want me to tell you im ok or do you want the truth

some silly little headcanons i have specifically for my au of the outsiders that i felt the need to write down all in one place.

after their parents died, darry made a deal with the state that he could keep his brothers as long as they're able to support themselves

so darry got three jobs, roofer, contractor, and uh...yk what.

two-bit who was almost 18 started working at a grocery store cause i said so

dally managed to get a job as a bartender at bucks

and ofc soda and steve work at the dx

johnny and pony don't have jobs yet cause the others don't want them to because they're "too young"

(when really they're 14 and 15 and are in fact old enough)

when everyone else is at work, johnny and pony stay home and watch movies. like binge watch.

they once thought they could handle horror movies.

they couldnt.

they were latching on to darry when he got home.

dinner at their house is chaotic.

they're yapping over each other and darry's trying to get them to settle down so that people don't report a noise complaint on them.

how to bribe the curtises?

not money.

not gold.

these big backs only listen when there's dessert involved.

even after a 12 course meal, if they're hungry in the middle of the night and sneak out to the kitchen, there will most likely already be someone there

steve and soda used to share a room.

keyword: used to

they would stay up all night giggling and shi

same thing with pony and johnny.

so steve and pony swapped rooms.

darry regrets it cause now soda and pony cant stop giggling, but he can't stop it so he just gave up

so therefore dally and two bit share a room.

dally isn't thrilled

two bit yaps

dally needs sleep or he'll be grumpy in the morning

but two-bit contradicts him saying that dally is gonna be grumpy either way.

and then dally comes at him about still living in the house as an adult and then teases him for his lack of ability to pull

dally would try to find a way to get darry to let him sleep in his room if darry weren't such a heavy snorer

(dally snores too)

(but he refuses to accept it)

darrys the type to need his morning coffee before speaking to anyone

dal just doesnt want to speak to anyone

ponys a night owl.

they'll tell him to go to sleep and pony will be like "just one more chapter"

but he keeps reading and suddenly the birds are chirping

johnny tried to protest this once back when they shared a room

to say he'll stay awake too unless pony goes to sleep

he fails and ends up falling asleep.

pony gives him a pat on the head and continues to stay awake until the sun shined through the window.

pony then proceeds to sleep the day away

(same)

IM ACTUALLY SO EXCITED IM GONNA SEE THE OUTSIDERS TN 🥳🥳

RAAAHAHEIWKDNEKND I’m so hyped someone be hyped with me

when’s the soonest I can drop out of the “suck the life out of everything” experience that they call school? asking for a friend.

This is your sign to stop making these kinds of TikTok. It’s gross..disgusting. I seen one about Brody this morning.

“Just give me five minutes and A hair tie”

Like what? No y’all are gross. He doesn’t even know y’all. Same goes for Jason, Brent, Daryl, etc. this fandom is out of control.

You guys need help.

nothing more embarrassing than holding a blonde man dear in your thoughts. you were supposed to be the enemy.

Ever since I was a little girl I’ve loved information

I will never fully be able to get over the fact that you have the same name as my older sister T-T

we love that. it may be a sign 🤔

I’m also an older sister (im so darry core) tis must be a canon event.