God Works Hard But Lil Nas X Works Harder

You know what I need more of? The Batkids completely fucking with the Justice League and their rogues and coming up with stories for their existence.

Like I am talking about the creation of demigods sort of stories, like Loki sort of stories.

Duke has convinced all of Gotham that he's the Bat Signal brought to life and that's why he's never seen at night and why the signal literally doesn't work during the day. He's waiting giddily for the story to spread outside of the city.

The batkids have convinced half the League that Nightwing is quite literally Batman's lovechild with Justice. Hey, Constantine had a one night stand with the manifestation of a city and they've dealt with gods before, so surely it's not that surprising? Right???

I need more of the Batkids being little shits, of Alfred the-greatest-enabler Pennyworth backing them up and Bat(the-biggest-troll)man to never confirm the stories, but he doesn't deny them either.

"I can change him" bitch why, hes the perfect menace to society and i love that

Be writing the most diabolical things for what 🤦🏾‍♀️

The difference between, “This writer is bad.,” and “This writer shouldn’t write this character,” seems to not be understood well and it really needs to be.

i want two boyfriends and i want my boyfriends to be boyfriends. okay, one is broody and serious while the other is comedic relief. They work together and they come home to their girlfriend without a moment's hesitation. No one suspects that they are sharing a girlfriend, but it surprises no one.

Men in question: Soap & Ghost, Jason & Roy, Bruce & Clark, Wade & Logan, Johnny & Kenshi, Gojo & Geto, etc

Real Rashid is the victim of an extremely hostile work environment with not a union rep in sight

Never forget that Hayley Marshall unsired and got killed an entire pack of hybrids for absolutely no reason.

I feel so called out

GIVE ANDRE SOME CREDIT

We the gen v fandom don't give this men enough credit . He went looking for answers when no else did ; he was literally behind the discovery of finding out what the woods were and find sam. And had to discover his whole friend group had been lying and knew the shit was happening.

PLEASE GIVE THIS MEN HIS FLOWERS!!🌹🌺

I think the vampire diaries glosses over what Damon did to Caroline ; and for that reason I can never be a Damon girl. She was better than me I couldn’t just forget that and be all smiles and giggles. And Stefan knew his brother was up to no good he ain’t no better. I would have made it my mission to make Damon miserable and suffer after the compulsion had been over.

just finished watching forever on netflix. i NEED those justin edwards fics NEOW!! bring back yearning and nerdy bfs!!