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*After a shittie mission*

Riven *smashing shit*: That was FuCkInG eMbArAsSiNg!

*Stares at Helia*

Helia:Oh.. Uhmm I equally livid.

*Hitts accidenttaly the window*

Helia: Oh my god.

Brandon: Geez.

Riven*proud*: Good lad.

Sersi: Druig sleeps after us and is awake before us. Does he even sleep?

Kingo: I think he periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.

*Druig and Makkari walking by holding hands*

Druig: Shut the fuck up Kingo.

Makkari*signing*: Love, I wonder that too.

Druig*sining*: You too my dear?

Kingo: Did you get that on camera Karun?

Karun: YES SIR!

- Rivusa fights-

Musa: You get out!

Riven:I’m older!

Musa: I’m younger.

Riven: I’m taller!

Musa:I’m shorter!

Riven: I’m smarter.

Musa: I’m... Not falling for that!

Riven: But you felt for me, so I won.

- In an interview with the couples.- PART 1.

Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?

Flora: Global warming.. most definitely.

Helia: Yeah... That and writing a poem and not getting finished because I lost inspiration. It’s bone-chilling...

Flora: Yeah... He’s going to therapy for that. Is hard.

Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?

Stella: Having an event and not having the perfect outfit.

Brandon: That I’m too much of a perfectionist.

Stella: Honey, this is isn’t an interview for an event.

Brandon: Oh man.. Events, they scare the shit out of me.

Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?

Musa: Not hearing anything, I would hate that. What about you baby?

Riven: Nothing.

Musa: Yeah, right. What about the pigeons?

Riven: Yeah I Don’t like them. They’re shifty.

Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?

Sky: Losing Bloom.

Bloom: Aww... Hotel bedspreads.

Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?

Timmy: Never getting my driver’s license.. or getting one and the picture sucks.

Tecna: You’re turning into Stella.

Timmy: What? I have a really good left side you know, what if they Don’t get my good side? That's terrifying.

Tecna: For me, it would be getting a B. Or be surrounded by stupidity But that fear I fight it every day.

Interviewer: What are you guys more afraid of?

Nabu: Dying alone.

Layla: That's was dark, baby.

Nabu: Sorry, say yours.

Layla: Uhmm... clowns with blood.

Nabu: That's creepy...

Stella: You know im jealous of you.

Brandon: Huh? why?

Stella: You’re couple is way hotter than mine *walks away*

Brandon: Wait But..

Brandon: But wE ARE DATIN-

Brandon: Come here you little rat!

*Everyone standing in front of the broken ship*

Phastos*signing*: So who broke it? I'm not mad I just wanna know.

Sersi*signing too*: I did it, I broke it.

Phastos*signing*: No, no you didn't. Druig anything to say?

Druig*signing*: Don't look at me, look at Ikaris.

Ikaris*signing*: What? I didn't break it!

Druig*signing*:Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it's broken huh?

Makkari*signing*: Dear....

Ikari*signing*: For the last time Druig I didn't broke it!

Druig:Suspicious...

Ikaris: NO, is not!

Thena*whispering*: Wanna go get coffe?

Gligamesh*whispering back*:Yeah, let's leave this bullshit.

Kingo*signing*: If It matters, probably not, but Sprite was the last one to use it, for that mission.

Sprite*signing*:Liar! I don't even touch that crap!

Phastos: Hey, hey, hey. It's not a crap.

Kingo*signing*: Oh, really Sprite, then why did you enter the ship before.

Sprite*signing*: It's where I have my console! Everybody knows that!

Sersi:Ok, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Phastos.

Phastos:No, who of you broke it!

Makkari*signing*:This is fucking stupid.

Druig*signing*: I'll say it again. It was defently Ikaris, he's the one with laser eyes, and he's been awfully quiet.

Ikaris*signing while screaming*: OH REALLY?! You're a big piece of shit.

Makkar*signing*:Oh, you shouldn't say that.

*everyone starts to argue*

*Phastos leaving following Gligamesh and Thena*

Phastos: I'm the one who broke it, I wanted to try this thing of Star Wars, that makes you wanna go to the speed of light.

Gligamesh: Yeah, we know it's you.

Thena: Interesting mind game, my friend...

Phastos: Poor dummies.

WARNING FREAKING SPOILER SO DON'T LOOK AT IT!

DON'T FUCKING LOOK IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE.

THANKS.

Sprite: I appreciate that when you were going to kill our family, you were simply following orders. I get that, completly. And the fact, that you follow a dude we neves seen, I get that .I mean I would done the same with Kingo but without the orders you know. And I think they get that I'm sure they kind of get it. So don't blame yourself Ikaris. And this hasn't nothing to do with the way I feel about you, as buddies obviously...

Ikaris* being a freaking dumbass*: Thank you, Sprite finally someone understands it :)

Musa: Do you have a pencil?

Riven: Why?

Musa: Because I want to erase our past, and write our future.

Riven *its on the verge of years*: Thats.. I...

Musa: And also I lost my pen so I need one.

Ikaris: Druit you have to work on your manners, humans are complaining. You should say please and thank you, at least.

Druig: Ok, let me try. Ikaris.

Ikaris: Ok, go ahead

Druig:Ikaris, my friend please shut the fuck up, thank you.

Ikaris: Not what I meant but that's something.

Phastos: Every talk I have with you people gets more stupid!

Gligamesh: You say "you people" as if you're not part of the family.

Druig: And that's quite offensive, since I bring extremily interessing ideas in the chats we have.

Kingo*signing*: Oh, yeah super interesting like Makkari hair smells like flowers, or Makkari is so smart.

*Makkari suddently stopping reading the book*

Druig *signing*: Yeah, so what? She's perfect.

Makkari *blushing*

Phastos: Yeah, still not getting used to this.