FANFIC.

Riven: When I first met you, I didn’t like you.

Stella: Im aware of that.

Riven: But then you and I spend some time together.

Stella: Yeah,and?

Riven: It didn’t get better.

Riven: Musa kissed me.

Brandon: Ohmygodohmygod.

Helia: Ok all right. We want to hear everything. Brandon get wine.Riven does it end well or do we need tissues?

Riven: Oh, it ended very well.

Brandon *getting the wine*: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Helia: Ok, all right, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?

Riven: Well at first it was like really intense you know. And then, we just sort of sunk into it.

Helia: Ok, so, were you holding her? Or were her hands you?

Riven: No actually, first they started in my waist. And then they slid up, and then, they were on my shoulders.

Helia and Brandon: Ohhhh!

In Alfea ( Musa eating pizza while Stella brushes Flora hair)

Musa: And uh, then I kissed him.

Stella: Tongue?

Musa: Yeah.

Flora: Cool.

Bloom: We're done. I'm breaking up with him.

Stella: With who?

Bloom: Who do you think Stell? Sky. He hates Harry Potter. He said and I quote that "it's so dumb". How I'm supposed to be in a relationship with someone who thinks the greatest literary achievement of our time is dumb?

Stella: I'm frozen. Harry Potter is amazing.

Flora: Let me try. Bloom, honey it's okay to have differences in relationships, if you feel the same way about everything you'll never grow.

Bloom: Oh, so you're saying I should try and change him..?

Musa: Yes. Like I did with Riv, now he loves The Walking Dead.

Flora: No! That's very much not what I'm saying.

Tecna: Change make better boyfriends.

Layla: Yeah..

Flora: NO, what the hell?

*When the Eternals argue*

Thena: Yeah! It's all a shame!

Gilgamesh: What is it, love?

Thena: I don't know, I wanted to feel involved.

Gilgamesh:May I join you?

Thena: Sure :)

Gilgamesh: All of this SHAME!

Druig*signing*:If a villan got you, my beautiful Makkari, I'd hunt them down to the ends of earth so they could face me, and I would do so many mind games they wouldn't even know their fucking name.

Makkari*signing*: If someone does something to you, I'll fucking kill him, without second thoughts, my love.

Gligamesh*whispering to Thena*:Do they realize this is not a normal way to say I love you...

Thena *whispering back*: Mehh, I find it cute.

*Ikaris existing*

Druig *signing to Makkari*: Can I shoot him, love?

Makkari *signing*: Not in public, dear.

Riven *unbottoning shirt*: God it’s so hot in here.

Musa: I know that baby, But why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

*Ikaris and Sersi after a fight*

Sersi: We're home!

* Sersi and Sprite came in*

Ikaris: It's ten o clock. Where have you been?

Sersi: We stayed for the California water show, it was pure disney magic.

Ikaris: I was going to see that with her.

Sersi: How I was supposed to know that?!

Sprite: It's alright I see it again with you.

Ikaris: And I had food here and you said you we're going to call.

Sersi: I know, I know...

Sprite: I can still eat.

Sersi: No, you already throw up once, go put on your pj's and brush your teeths.

Sprite: Ok, but just don't fight..

Ikaris: We are not fighting.

Sersi: Just go.

* Sprite leaves*

Ikaris: Aren't you gonna thank Sersi for taking you to Disney Land?

Sprite : Thanks Sersi! *leaves happily.*

Sersi: You're welcome sweetie!

Ikaris: Do you want a cup of coffee?

Sersi: Ohh.. I should probably get going...

Ikaris: It's just a cup of coffee...

Sersi:Ok...

*Thena whispering to Gilgameshwho were watching that whole thing*

Gilgamesh: Yeah.. The whole thing seems a little twisted to me too.

Helia: Hey, Timmy. Brandon just broke my sea shell lamp.

Timmy: Need, I'm going to die alone.

Helia:You win.

Brandon: Tim, you're not going to die alone.

Timmy: Tecna is my safety net ok? And know I have to get a snake.

Nabu: Uh, hu? Why is that?

Timmy: If I'm gonna be and old lonely sad man, I'm gonna need a thing. You know a hook? Like that guy in that subway who eat his own face.

Sky: Is he going mental?

Timmy: So I figure out I'll be the crazy man with a snake. You know crazy snake man! Then i'll get more snakes, call them my babies and your kids they will run!

Riven: Yeah, he's going mental.

Timmy: RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE THEY'LL SHOUT!

Timmy: I think i pulled a muscule..

Riven: Timmy you can pull something you Don’t have. You’re a fucking spagheti.