-Stella Holding Rivusa Baby-

Makkari*signing*: If one of you had to pick one of the other guys to go out with who would you pick.

Gilgamesh*rolling his eyes while sigining*:I'm not answering that.

Phastos*signing*:I'm not dating any of this morons.

Kingo*signing and whispering*: Ikaris...

Druig*signing while sinning*: BI! BI! BI!

Ikaris: I feel flattered Kingo :)

Kingo*signing*: I got a plan. It might get us both killed, but if works it will be a total boss story. Cool?

Makkari*signing*: No, it's not cool!

Kingo*signing*:Cool.

Makkari*signing*:No, no. I signed it's not cool!

Mobius: So what do you think?

Loki *pissed*: What are this?

Mobius: The chairs you wanted...

Loki: Was I not clear? Where the fuck are chivari chairs?

The organazier: This are the chivaries.

Loki: You shut the fuck up. YOU! I couldn't been more specific, I asked you to find me a caterer who had the GOLD chiavaris with the white cushons, you had one job!

The organizer: That was my fault, I thought we had those but we were mistaken.

Mobius: Dear, I think any of this could work.

Loki: GoD dammit! Why does everything had to suck! This is my fucking wedding day. For one day! FOR ONE DAY!

*stars smashing things*

Loki: THE GOLD CHIVARIS WITH THE WHITE CUSHON!

The organizer: Sir, I can call around.

Loki: It's miss. And I thought I told you to shut the fuck up. Are you dumb? Ah Broke? Do you want Asgard in war with you? Answer me.

The organizer: Yes, I'm dumb.

Loki: Yes he's dumb! That's why we had the fucking mix up!

*takes a deep breathe*

Loki: Sorry, this is my fault I put too much on your plate.

*leaves pissed*

The organizer:WoW.

Mobius: Pfff.... She can be like that.

Layla: I couldn’t be so drunk...

Musa: You were hugging Nabu.

Layla: So?

Musa: And you were yelling "hes the love of my life, fuck y’all"

Layla: and again so?

Nabu: How many more rock bottoms are you gonna have to hit, before you start taking care of yourself?

Riven: I'm thinking of a number between eleven and twenty-five.

Tecna: I would never let a man spit in my mouth. Idk why you all keep saying spit in my mouth, spit at my mouth. That's fucking nast-

*Timmy walks in with Stella after shopping*

Flora: You were saying?

Tecna: I...

WHO KNOWS WHO BETTER. PART 4.

*talking the girls in private*

Stella:Musa Betting the apartment, I don't know about this.

Musa: Stell, I haven't missed a question in the whole game, we own this game.

Musa*shows her her hand*: Look at my hand.

Stella: What? The pedicure? It's look good on you.

Musa: NO, steady as a rock. Now are you with me?

Stella:Alright lets do it! Ok...

*they go with the rest of them*

Timmy: Gentleman you go first. You have 30 seconds. Lightining round begins. Stop it.

*riven stops jumping*

Timmy: Now, what was Musa nickname when she was a field hockey goalie.

Brandon: Pigtails brute goalie.

Timmy: Correct.

Timmy: Stella claims this is her favorite movie.

Riven: Mean girls!

Timmy: Correct. Her actualy favorite movie is?

Brandon: Cheaper by the dozen.

Stella: Brandon!

Timmy: In what part of her body did Musa get a pencil stuck at age 14?

Riven*red*:Oh..

Riven:*goes closer to Timmy to say it*

Timmy: EW, no! Her ear, you pig.

Timmy:Let's move on, Stella categorize her towels, how many categories, are there?

Brandon: Uhmm the used.

Riven: Fancy.

Brandon: Fancy guest.

Timmy: Two seconds.

Brandon: 11?

Timmy: 11, unbelievable. 11 is correct.

*Brandon and Riven they hug eachoter*

Brandon: Looks like I know you, sunshine.

Stella:Yeah, yeah wathever.

Timmy:All right that's four for the guys. Ladies you're on!

Musa: Alright,come'on. We got this. Who are badass?

Stella: We are?

Musa: We ARE!

Ikaris: I hate my last name.

Sersi:Uhm..why?

Ikaris: Because is not your last name.

Sersi:

Ikaris: ;)

Sersi: You know that we're married, and that we don't have last names, right?

Druig: Kingo, sign to Makkari that she's acting foolish, but I still love her.

Kingo: Gross, tell her yourself.

Druig: We're in a pretty heavy fight dude.

Kingo: She's sitting on your lap.

Phastos: Every time I'm confronted with a problem and feel desperate and helpless, I look at a picture of all of us together.

The eternals: Awww <3

Phastos: And I tell myself " If I could survive so many years with those clowns, I can handle every problem that comes".

*the eternals in awkward silence*