in these trying times i believe we all need some fun league of villains shenanigans :')
Mr. Compress: “Happy New Year! Have you made any resolutions?”
Spinner: “People actually still do that?—“
Toga: “Stab more!”
Dabi: “Burn more.”
Shigaraki: “Destroy more.”
Twice: “Make more friends.” ☺️
Everyone staring at Twice.
Twice: “… and do more crime!”
Everyone nods approvingly.
clingy
hi cutie :))))
"Cutie"? Odd.
a/n: felt sillyyyy with my core four hehe i have no words except wow dabi 🐈
katsuki bakugou, touya todoroki, tomura shigaraki, hawks
The League of Villains planning their attack strategy is just Toga and Twice drawing a map of the area in crayon and Tomura and Spinner using legos they made to look like the league members to show them their positions— and they are dead serious about it the whole time while they all argue about the plans and keep moving the little lego figures around aggressively.
So i found these old notes on my phone back from 2020 😭
Summary: Touya as a bf when you’re on your Period
A/n I’m on my period soooo
Warnings: cursing, blood obviously, second hand embarrassment from twice, he burns your heating pad to ash lmao
I’ve seen some ppl say he’d be clueless (“what size pussy u wear”)
Nah
Fuyumi would’ve explained everything to him with Rei when he was younger
Plus, he’s probably had to pick up pads and chocolates for Toga during his time with the league
Yk all emo big brother like ☝️🥹
Needless to say he’d understand
And he’d be really thoughtful too.
His openness might be awkward
But it’s the thought that counts
Especially when he’s letting you use his whole body as a heating pad
But if he’s honest he just enjoys the cuddles
If you’re in the league, he’ll shamelessly cover for you on missions
And by shamelessly I mean he’d legit go to shiggy and be like “yeah I’ll take her mission… well it’s that time of month, and she’s in the shower right now…it’s like The Shining in there”
WITH NO SHAME
Shiggy would probably understand too though tbh but that’s a story for another time
He’d definitely have toga hang out with you while he’s gone,
And when he gets back he’s got candy and pads, and ibuprofen
Hes not shameless with that part tho
He’s well aware that if any of the league saw him being so thoughtful they’d make fun of him
So he usually comes in with a bunch of Walmart bags stuffed in his jacket
Which is usually hilarious because it’s crinkling like crazy and he’s just acting like it’s not there
Being aLoOf
The fuckin emo 🖤 ⛓️🥀
He walks in, drops the bags on the bed, and flops over into your lap, letting you play with his hair while his quirk warms you up
Seriously he’s like a heating pad but a million times better
If you bleed through your pants, he immediately spots it (he stares at your ass all the time it’s nothing new)
Gives you his jacket
Acts mad at first “you should really take care of that, we’re in public”
But when you’re alone “sorry doll I’ll get you the heavier flow pads next time, now c’mere”
Bc he can’t stay mad when it’s not your fault
And if anyone sees it too? No they fuckin didn’t 😀
Will threaten to kill them if they mention it
Them being Twice bc he’s the only one who would
Not in a mean way he’d just be like “OMG Y/N ARE YOU OKAY YOUR ASS IS BLEEDING”
And Touya would do that really slow creepy ass side eye/head turn
And Twice never mentioned it again
Ofc after that Toga walked Twice through it
Because unlike Touya, Twice never had anyone to explain that stuff
But once again that’s a story for another time
But I think Touya would be really reassuring if you got embarrassed
In his own way ofc
“Calm down doll, it’s natural, so shut up and keep walking…I got ibuprofen in the car…”
Back to heating pads because I just had a thought
He wouldn’t let you have a heating pad
He’d get so jealous
“Wtf am I even here for then”
Probably burned it and payed you what you spent on it
“See? I’m clearly the better candidate for keepin ya warm, that crap didn’t stand a chance”
With a big ass maniacal grin
(This was playing while I wrote it lmao, I don’t make the rules 🤷♀️ plus you can never go wrong with Arctic Monkeys ☝️😤)
Blue fried chicken coming soon
A Hawks appreciation post 💖💖💖