He Fakes So Much But I’m Pretty Sure His Stupid Dramatic Laugh Is Real

The way their crossedlegs’ r the same ohmygosh-

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TW: SMUT, SMOKING

Dabi sits on one of the chairs, feet rudely lifted on the table. His arms are folded behind his head and he has a cigarette hanging between his mismatched lips. A playful grin tugs at the staples of his face as he watches his girlfriend, you, lying on your back on the table and getting fucked by Shigaraki. He pants in pleasure while holding the hem of his shirt and observing his slick-coated cock slide in and out of your sloppy pussy. Well-toned abs visible, his pants hang loosely and belt jiggles as he slams into you.

The flame villain smirks. Such a sight wasn’t only because Dabi likes to watch you getting fucked, but also because due to overwork Shigaraki has been acting irritated and tense lately so this was Dabi’s way of offering some relief for his boss.

“Feeling better?“ Dabi asks before taking a draw from his cigarette.

Shigaraki leans his head back momentarily, “Fuck yeah,” he replies simply, pleasure toning his words. You keep moaning loudly with your brows furrowed, breasts bouncing back and forth in sync with Shigaraki’s thrusts.

Dabi then smirks and blows the smoke out of his nostrils while tapping the excess ash from his cigarette, “You know, you don’t need to be careful with her. She knows how to properly take dick so get as rough as you want with her.“

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May I ask for a silly text scenario thingie with Dabi of hearing his s/o in the shower listening to Austin Mahone. (Reader thought they were home alone to indulge in a nostalgic guilty pleasure :'^) )

Thanks yours!! 💕💕

Hawks: What’s your body count?

Dabi: Do you mean sex or murder?