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In the cars movies, cars are the primary form of life on their earth-like world. We've seen that plenty of earth history and stories are reflected there in recognizable ways.
While it never came up in the cars movies, we know what their skinwalkers look like. We have movies and toys and tv shows about them.
Imagine being a car, driving down an empty road at night, when you see a meteor strike not too far off the road. Deciding to investigate, you find a large metal object embedded in the smoldering ground. Carefully approaching, a light suddenly shines from the object and passes over you, before suddenly the metal object falls over and turns into a perfect copy of you, save for a strange purple emblem as a hood ornament. As you back away in fear, it changes again... Into an enormous creature with tree-like growths instead of wheels, standing on two trunks instead of horizontal like most creatures you've ever heard of. This terrifying vertical monstrosity then aims a glowing appendage towards you, before a flash of light and sound sends you into unending darkness.
Back on the road, a car returns from the crater and drives away, leaving a smoldering wreck behind.
In other words, cybertronians, transformers? They're the skinwalkers of the cars world.
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”kill them with kindness” WRONG. Arrow tile loop
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Ohh, so I was looking at my storage and found these! I originally shared them on twitter before yeeting the platform. Anyway, feel free to use! Art memes for your oc :D
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Call me whatever, as long as you aren't being intentionally rude it'll be fine.
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
Money doesn't buy happiness, it just lets you buy all the things that make happiness an option, like food and healthcare and shelter and societal presence and-
Ocean, but between Japan and Eastern China, so maybe I get found by a fishing boat, but probably drown too fast to be saved.
go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish
My lock screen is a creepier ai version of my profile pic. I'm probably fine, but very confused.
Reblog with who you get stuck with~
Sounds like a skill issue, but whatever.
I got off my concerta in like, grade 8 because it was so inconsistent or I'd be close to braindead it was so overeffective, whyyyy.
i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good
“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos
Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.
We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.
Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.
Please reblog and spread the word
I just like how these two ended up in sequence on my feed.
what even is a crush
If I made it 6 days, 3 weeks, 5 months, a year, 2 decades, 6 centuries without needing it, it's fine for another few spans of time!
By the way, you can improve your executive function. You can literally build it like a muscle.
Yes, even if you're neurodivergent. I don't have ADHD, but it is allegedly a thing with ADHD as well. And I am autistic, and after a bunch of nerve damage (severe enough that I was basically housebound for 6 months), I had to completely rebuild my ability to get my brain to Do Things from what felt like nearly scratch.
This is specifically from ADDitude magazine, so written specifically for ADHD (and while focused in large part on kids, also definitely includes adults and adult activities):
Here's a link on this for autism (though as an editor wow did that title need an editor lol):
Resources on this aren't great because they're mainly aimed at neurotypical therapists or parents of neurdivergent children. There's worksheets you can do that help a lot too or thought work you can do to sort of build the neuro-infrastructure for tasks.
But a lot of the stuff is just like. fun. Pulling from both the first article and my own experience:
Play games or video games where you have to make a lot of decisions. Literally go make a ton of picrews or do online dress-up dolls if you like. It helped me.
Art, especially forms of art that require patience, planning ahead, or in contrast improvisation
Listening to longform storytelling without visuals, e.g. just listening regularly to audiobooks or narrative podcasts, etc.
Meditation
Martial arts
Sports in general
Board games like chess or Catan (I actually found a big list of what board games are good for building what executive functioning skills here)
Woodworking
Cooking
If you're bad at time management play games or video games with a bunch of timers
Things can be easier. You might always have a disability around this (I certainly always will), but it can be easier. You do not have to be this stuck forever.
So Google, not just Chrome, but Google itself, hates ad blockers.
I get it, ads make money for way less effort and customer involvement than subscriptions and paywalls.
The problem is, as cybersecurity professionals have said, ads are a security risk for every system they interact with. Even if you don't click any ads ever, they're still a security risk.
How are they a security risk? Because ads are allowed to run code to perform their tasks. This code is supplied by the ad provider, and if all it ever did was provide a link, a hovertext/description for the visually impaired, and maybe a non-gif animation, this would be a non-issue on all but the weakest internet connections.
They are not all like that, though.
Endless cases of ad providers, site providers, even your actual ISP (Internet Service Provider) have been proven to inject arbitrary code, capable of doing a great number of things, into ads, links, images, video, etc.
This code has had scripts to use your computer's processing power to help mine Bitcoin so long as it's on the page the code started on, it's been used to install malware (even by your ISP in one particularly bad case), it's been used to just install viruses or keyloggers or so many more things.
Hell, even the not-malicious code can just bog down your computer by being terribly written messes of badly functioning code, so something that should run with barely any impact instead takes up ridiculous amounts of processing power and capacity.
This is a problem, and it's largely solvable by simply blocking ads. There's no native way to prevent ads from running scripts or code without disabling all JavaScript on every page, which effectively kills most pages you go to since every drop-down menu, every page-altering section (like the Google images thing), most search bars, video playback, and so much more, all depend entirely on JavaScript.
Google wants to take away that necessary security of blocking problematic ads, rather than just make a way to disable the problematic aspects of ads.
I dislike ads, especially when they take up more than about 25% of the screen. I'd ideally like to see little to no ads ever, but I understand how ads support the sites they're on, support creators on streaming services, etc.
I'd be okay with classic banner ads, basic image/link ads, even the before/during/after video ads, if they weren't almost guaranteed to be literally hostile. If Google hates ad blockers so much, they should make them less of a safety requirement by letting us choose to disable ad scripts, or even just block that entire concept, because no ads for any worthwhile service or product have ever needed to run scripts. If an image or GIF of your product/service, maybe with a quick description, isn't selling your product/service, then making it hover over the page content, make noise, and mine Bitcoin will only piss your target audience off, while proudly claiming that you are the one doing it.
Would you buy a product that tricks you into interacting with it through just being annoying and pulling the sibling trick of "I'm not touching you, see? I'm touching your computer, not you?"
Hell, pop-up ads were basically scriptless and still managed to piss off most of the people who encountered them. The guy who invented them made a public apology for having developed that 'extremely intrusive' marketing method. Now ISPs have been caught injecting malware into links that you click on while using their service, with the express intent of installing them to your computer to monitor what you do and block access to sites they don't want you on.
You want the Internet to be safe? Don't fight porn or violence, that has never done anything but drive up interest. Fight the people actively making the Internet literally unsafe to use regardless of age or system.
I'll accept ads if ad providers stop making automatic malware.
Sorry for the rant, I'm tired and annoyed.
By joining the hellsite of artificial stress?
Today I woke up to what I can only describe as cricket sex.
Stealthy, beepy, hidden in an awkward gap between wall and furniture, and sounding like an electronic alarm failing.
Our sweet old man Mittens developed a clot in his hip, one that operating on had little chance to help him at all, and would guarantee lasting pain until he passed. My Mom and Sis decided that letting him go out in minimal overall pain, with them there at the vet, was better than putting him through a torturous surgery at his old age, so tonight is his last night.
This is a video I took of him a week or so ago, as well as two pictures, when he came to snuggle with me in my bed. Sweet old man despite his crankiness at everything. I'll miss you, Mittens, even if I don't really know how to show it well.
How do you deal with tragic events? I took years to fully establish in my mind that my best friend had died, I still struggle to believe both my grandmothers are gone, and now our oldest cat looks to be dying, since something has gone wrong with his hips or leg or spine.
I had to hear my loving sister, sweet and strong thing that she is, break down sobbing because this is probably the end for him.
I'm mad he's hurt, upset he's in pain, upset he's likely going to die, and all I can really do is sit here and fail to express any of this beyond the text side.
How do I deal with emotions that I can't really express outwardly? I want to express them, I can feel them, but I can't seem to actually do it.
How do you deal with tragic events? I took years to fully establish in my mind that my best friend had died, I still struggle to believe both my grandmothers are gone, and now our oldest cat looks to be dying, since something has gone wrong with his hips or leg or spine.
I had to hear my loving sister, sweet and strong thing that she is, break down sobbing because this is probably the end for him.
I'm mad he's hurt, upset he's in pain, upset he's likely going to die, and all I can really do is sit here and fail to express any of this beyond the text side.
How do I deal with emotions that I can't really express outwardly? I want to express them, I can feel them, but I can't seem to actually do it.
Have you ever tried a new medication, or other such thing, and felt some weird side effects? Like getting drowsy or feeling silly or whatever.
I tried a new pain medication, Naproxen, and thought it was making me feel drowsy and and bit loopy after a few hours.
I went to pull out my phone to see if that was a known side effect, and realized I never took the dose I was planning to take today, had a moment of panic that I'd eaten my phone, and decided that maybe I get too little sleep in general.
Naproxen isn't making me weird, I'm doing that all on my own.
I've read some drunken rambles from fanfic authors that were more coherent and understandable than some published works.
reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something
what’s your opinion on nihilism
Baby's first atheistic philosophy. Built for edgy teens who had their first introspective thought a week ago. The problem is, people use the term nihilism to justify being lazy with their own beliefs - that's why u get a lotta dummies claiming they're nihilist, despite doing zero research on what it actually means to practice that philosophy (which is a lot more neutral on things than pessimistic)
Just because you gave up believing in a religion doesn't mean that you should simply stop growing either. The "I don't believe in God"-part of your worldview is the least interesting part, and it's not the finish line, that's the fucking start. Now you gotta figure out WHY things matter -- despite God, despite 'floating on a rock in the middle of nothingness' -- that's when you've put in enough effort to reflect on yourself, and not a moment before.
I think there are far more constructive philosophies out there that explore how life really operates besides nihilism. Just because we're 'floating on a speck' doesn't means shit, it's not like you nor I in our day-to-day lives can even recognize that we're floating on a speck, so it naturally doesn't matter to our daily lives, our cultures, our ethics, or anything, really.