Facelessesper - Purple Spook Zone

okay I am begging people to understand that it is not "planned obsolescence" or "corporate greed" for manufacturers to stop selling things because genuinely better technologies become available. I just had someone arguing with me that they should be able to buy a new nickel-cadmium battery for their 25-year-old cordless vacuum. NiCd batteries were outlawed a decade ago for very good reasons. if you really want to have the same effect as using one you can just go out and shoot 10 people with Bullets That Give You Cancer and then rip out your own kidney

"Ain't that a dock of the cock" might work better?

I have seen... Many things.

So many.

aint that just a suck in the dick

The Four Horsemen of Pattern Recognition:

Ahhh, cooking a pizza at 3:33 am because HONGER.

not to brag but I feel pretty bad right now. in reality, things in my life are going completely fine, but I have developed the power to feel bad regardless of my circumstances. I have a powerful mind, and it allows me to do this

useless lesbian and her beloved children

When you get rescued by the legendary space hero and he ends up being a mopey bird lady.

My friend suggested I give Samus a more monstery form than my usual design. Here’s the concept sketch :)

happy space holidays from your metroid friends. featuring a glimpse at a past federation space christmas party

samus says "don't forget to stretch!"