Do Not Stop The Dog, They Are Taking Care Of Pests! If You Let The Gnomes Live They Will Only Spread

Do not stop the dog, they are taking care of pests! If you let the gnomes live they will only spread and will slowly eat all the worms and snails in your yard. Their numbers will not stop growing and they will not leave any threats to their safety unanswered. What you need to do now is help your dog take out the rest of them, before the situation gets out of control or your dog gets hurt.

Take a shovel or other heavy/sharp gardening implement snd start whacking those little demons as soon as possible. Remember to aim for the hat, that's where most of their vital organs are located. If you cut off their head they will survive and their body will regrow within the next 12 hours and they will come for you. They are, at first glance, quite easy to keep at bay, but be mindful that they don't sneak up behind you. They have sharp teeth and will not hesitate to bite your ankles.

Stay safe and don't fall for their tricks.

Help! My Dog Keeps Hunting These Little Animals In My Yard. I Don't Know If This Is An Endangered Species.

Help! My dog keeps hunting these little animals in my yard. I don't know if this is an endangered species. Anyone has tips on how to stop dogs from doing this?

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2 years ago

Why is no one talking about how the first person is playing a minor. I think that might be a bigger problem.

Lone Wolf By TheImmortalThinkTank (posted With Artist Permission)

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2 years ago

I'm back from the abyss. It was dark and scary.

something they don’t tell you about being autistic is that every character you write WILL end up autistic/autistic-coded whether you like it or not


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im adopting the ‘dark jock’ aesthetic. i’m going to lurk around crumbling old institute buildings in a black tanktop with a skull on it and a backwards ballcap and i’m going to get dark academia people to write my essays for me while i call them nerds and doofuses and prep for the big dark football game


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2 years ago

We don't let girls be blue because it makes them too powerful. Blue girls are 88% more likely to cause you serious physical and/or emotional damage. Ignorance about these topics is why people need to learn colour theory!

PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

A chart split into two sections. The right is labeled "Girl colors" with pink, red, and purple swatches. The left is labeled "Boy colors" with blue swatches.

try using these palettes instead!!

A chart split into two sections. The right is labeled "Girl colors" with dark red, olive, jade, teal, cerulean, and fuchsia swatches. The left is labeled "Boy colors" with dark bronze, yellow, gray, indigo, purple, and violet swatches.

Having absolutely no friends or family who are as into horror as I am is an actual curse. I must either harass them into watching a movie or rant on with the knowledge that they cannot comprehend what the fuck I’m talking about


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2 years ago

I'm a bit new to tumblr, so I didn't expect to be tagged in something like this, but I'll try my best to participate in this strange thing called human interaction.

Currently reading: a lot of toh fanfiction, but also fanfiction from a less reputable fandom, whose foul name I shall not invoke here. Some notable fics are: A Potter's Field, Corpse-stink and Retribution, the fic that tought me to always carefully read the tags, because holy shit that one is gruesome.

Fovourite colour: kind of hard to say. It used to be green, but then I realized half of my clothes were dark blue, so that would also be a truthful answer. Also all of the bisexual colours.

Last song: I/Me/Myself by Will Wood.

Last movie: I honestly don't remember the last time I saw a movie.

sweet/spicy/savory: sweet.

Currently working on: wish I could say I was working on any of my writing projects, but not only is my computer broken, but I was also not very creatively productive before that. Instead I focusing on adapting to my new part-time job.

Tags: going to have to leave this blank. The thought of interacting further with people right now is too stressful.

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Currently reading:

Well, according to fics, only on AO3 26 pages of subscriptions… ლ(╹◡╹ლ)

But I can mention from AO3 “Fractures”

From Ficbook (!rus), I can only note “Truth is a cave” by chiwich

Oh, if I’m rereading book with infernal detectives (1991) (!rus), which fell into my hands back in 2012-13

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"Виталий Забирко -- Тени сна (eng?) Виталий Пищенко -- Замок ужаса (eng?) Джеймс Хадли Чейз -- Мисс Шамвей и волшебная палочка (James Hadley Chase -- Miss Shumway Waves a Wand)"

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I don’t really remember the events where I got it from. I just remember that I picked it up on street, for some reason a “garbage bin” pops up in my head, but it definitely doesn’t seem to be from it, right (⓿_⓿)???

Favorite color:

if roughly specified, they will be dark green, silver, ~terracotta, and purple

Its hard for me to describe in words, so I’ll attach ~approximate pic for colors

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i like all colors

except for bright red shades, especially when there is a lot of it or if it is an accent color….. like

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that’s why I usually not use bright red in the arts, even when draw Kai – I dim red a bit

oh what is there? ah eah

Last song

well I’m hooked now on (╯▽╰ )

“Dear Wormwood” – this is pretty related to the end arc for one of my OC now ahah

“You’re the Only Thing in Your Way” – this one for one of those AUs “that I probably donno how write”

“Lemon Demon - Modify” – its just fun music + funny animation 🔪🔪🔪

Last movie:

Does the Lego Ninjago Movie count? when I watched it for screenshots? I just don’t remember the last time I sat down and watched it just for the sake of a movie.

“Ирония судьбы, или С лёгким паром!” in new year i don’t count

Sweet/spicy/savory:

I really like sweet, milk chocolate, jelly and various caramels. I also really like sweet and sour things, especially if they cause a reaction like in cartoons, but in reality. But there are few of them, so lemons and kiwis will help me (○` 3′○)

I love spicy, of course, jalapeno, chili, and other spicy peppers

not against wasabi and horseradish (although for me they mostly differ in the burn duration and resting speed)

savory doesn’t evoke special feelings, like okay, not insipid and okay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Currently working on:

A small animation like “into the game”. I have the first part sketch-animatic, but it seems to me that with the second part I put too much information for timing

some pictures for 14 february

and a small picture with butterfly 🍋

(ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ) wow how many txt

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!!! (☞゚ヮ゚)☞ @sunnylighter @sebilini @quiznak-ofgrayskull @howuart @peachyninjago @pixanefan @emisnt2 @tokaywineandcheese @kdragon107

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sorry if you had something like that, I have a worse memory than a goldfish, and the attentiveness like stone ༼ ◕_◕ ༽

10 months ago

This mindset should be the norm, because how could you expect everything you understand to be the one and only normal

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This along with being able to admit that you are wrong about some things you've believed makes you so much more of a likeable person.

Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.


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fabricatedphilosopher - I hate famed German philosopher Immanuel Kant.
I hate famed German philosopher Immanuel Kant.

(he is stupid) (refer to me as she/her or I will she/hurt you)

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