He's So Effortlessly Swag

Imma join you in the back, I'll be snoozing, occasionally waking up, listening to y'all chat like I'm listening to a podcast, give Austin a scalp massage, settle back and vibe to the music. Trio date 🥰 ... more like 3rd wheeling 😆

AUSTIN BUTLER | HOLLYWOOD AUTHENTIC

Feel like this interview should have been called “Hollywood dream boy” though.

Got bored folding laundry, so of course I somehow find a way back to Austin...

Can he not just be the sweetest man ever for 1 second 😩 my heart can't take it any longer

Also, someone needs to make this scenario into a fic... ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Pre-Elvis, Austin has been people-watching you in this cafe for a good year or so. For context this is a cafe you visit frequently as you live next door, and Austin likes this cafe as it's quiet and tucked away from the usual hustle and bustle of LA. Anyway, as he's prepping for Elvis, reading scripts, face timing directors, researching the role, and whatever else actors do (making lots of assumptions here 😂), Austin has kind of taken an interest in you and your life throughout the year, especially when he notices you developing a relationship. At first going on dates with a new guy, then spending your mornings together, meeting one anothers friends/families, etc... Austin is happy for you but also feels upset, which is weird because he doesn't know you but feels like he does, and he wishes he should have reached out earlier.

Anyway time jump, it's been like 3 years, Austin has wrapped up filming Elvis, he's premiering, interviewing, discussing new projects and finally he gets a break and goes back to his favourite spot, a small part of him wishing he gets to see you again.

You're there alone, quiet, unlike yourself. It's clear to him that you're going through something. And as he frequents the shop he realises you've been through a break up.

One day you notice him staring at you, the first time you've ever looked back at this man and held his eye contact. Ofcourse you recognise him as the guy who plays Elvis Presley, and he gathers the courage to say hi to you when you at last notice him (as if we ever wouldn't 😭).

And whatever happens after is just super sweet, romantic, Austin giving you all the comfort you've ever needed and solid break up advice 🥹🥰

A lil angst, very hurt/comfort, throw a pinch of smut in there... or a barrel full if you even can I DARE YOU

I just feel like this would be so cute, I can so imagine him connecting with and falling in love with a woman he's never even spoken to.

Plz tag me if you do write anything like this ❤️

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As he embarks on his post-Elvis career, the Oscar-nominated actor talks to his "Dune: Part Two" costar Josh Brolin about the fear that fuels

Ugh stop or I'll faint 😩😩😩

Actually drooling

Dude... c'mon now 🥵🥵🥵

Uuuggghhh !! I wanna climb him like a tree...

..I wanna be in an Austin Butler-Billy Idol sandwich...

Actually what a fucking dynamic that is... damn 😳

Okay I've listened to Billy since I was a kid but never watched any of his MVs or read much about him til now... HOW THE HELL DID I NOT KNOW HE WAS ENGLISH--- I just assumed he was American bc he be lookin like goth Ken 😂

My lack of knowledge is a TRAVESTY

This man is way too adorable for his own good 😭😭😭

Those Austin’s tweets and blogs were so cute😭, my angel has always been such a sweetheart with a beautiful soul💕 (the way he wrote “I’m 16 but I’d be 17 on August” was so baby boy lol)

They're adorable. 🥹

Yes, he's always been a sweet guy. 💕

Even his mirror selfies are wholesome lmao!

I've always loved this old IG post of his.

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THE WAY IM FUCKING CRYING RIGHT NOW

I thought this was just an innocent FUCKING lil HAHA video...

TELL ME WHY IN THE FUCK AUSTIN BUTLER IS IN A BURGER KING SAT, FOCUSED, LOCKED IN, ON THIS FUCKING AO3-ESQUe DEBAUCHED SLAM POETRY READING--

AND WHY THE FUCK WAS I NOT THERE BECAUSE THIS IDEA FUCKING SLAPS HAAAAAARRRRRDDDD

Omg I honestly love Kaia for this, she's instantly one of the girls I'M SORRY THIS IS JUST HOW I FEEL. There ain't no way Austin wasn't forced here by her 😭😭😭 awwww this is hilarious, honesty shout out to Kaia for this GOLD

Never been more gooped and gagged in my entire life girl...

SHIT warn a girl before you post this... THESE ARE TWO ENTIRELY DIFFERENT WORLDS COLLIDING RIGHT NOW

@lesbiandarvey can’t send videos over tumblr for some reason but here is a video of it 😭😭😭💀💀💀

Ooo, isn't he RUGGED 🥵

Plz someone tell me if they've watched this show, I quote it on the daily 😆 Anyone who likes British comedies check out GIMME GIMME GIMME

Sweet jesus...

Girlies.. life is good rn 😊🥵🥵

Context- Just talking about what we're looking for in the bedroom.. 😌

Edit:

THIS ENDED ME

Life Update:

If anyone's interested in my bumble escapades... I'm talking to this Canadian guy (parents moved to England when he was younger) and he's promisinggg....

He's planning us a fun date in the city in summer, day drinking, bar hopping, kissing, dancing - all so up my alleyyy

He's a joiner, so good job CHECK. Could build us a house CHECK.

He's taking the initiative to plan us something AND is very openly flirty in a non-sexual way, just teasing. (Bc there's nothing worse to me than a man you don't know being really vile with you like WOAH chill where's the build up bud, it's giving desperate).

Soft dom vibe CHECK. Love me a man who can take care of me

I'm so exciteddddd. Since the weather is still unpredictable in North England, we may just have a bad early 2000s horror movie binging sesh - or maybe a Tarantino sesh who knows...

AlsoOoooo he's 6'0 CHECK

Very lean and muscular CCCHHECCKKK

Has a nice smattering of chest hair, not too hairy CHECK

Has a full head of thick brunette hair DAMN

and a lovely thick well groomed beard which I'm not actually super used to but he's handsome so it's fine 😂 we have to compromise sometimes

And he also hikes and goes camping, super manly fuccckkkkk

I'm TINGLING with excitement 🥰🥵

Seeing him in this outfit with this hair, my brain is screaming

Push me up against the wall 🥵

I’m manifesting that the trailer for Caught Stealing comes out soon.

THIS IS THE KIND OF DETAIL I'M LOOKING FOR

writing bucky pov is so funny because bucky's really active and obviously intuits a lot from gale, but what really gets me is that bucky will do something and then as a writer you have to kind of show don't tell what that's doing to gale

so you're thinking, right, bucky's just done something that reminds gale of his dad in a way he's not sure is good or bad, it's ridiculous but gale can't help himself and still admire bucky - he's not sure if he wants to be him or just be with him, it's also reckless and gale wants to protect him, while wondering whether that might not jeopardise some tender part of gale's cooked brain and he shouldn't rather protect himself, because gale is of course always physically this 🤏 close to tearing off bucky's clothes but won't let himself

and then you think, alright, so how would he show all that, and what you end up writing is: